Tuching.

Tuching.

posted on 23 Oct 2015 in Clothing

don't-tuch

Mouch obliged.

Photo courtesy of John W.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Depends where you tuch love

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

A tuchy felly sort of gy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Remote control not included

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Future slogan for virtual reality sex

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Tuch off!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Touch yourself, shirt.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Shouldn’t it say “Dn’t tuch me! lve yu” ?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I tuch myself.”

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

The sun doesn’t shine on TV

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Especially on the tuchis.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

“Touche Away” -Touche Turtle.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

I’ve had girlfriends like this.

venton
venton
6 years ago

I said, Lord, take me downtown. I’m just lookin’ for some tuch

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The official Tsundere T-shirt.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I get the engrish here.
Your crazy Japanese lover spelt it with a “t”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The last two words then, should be “too hard”.
My Asian lady used to say things like that, to ensure I did.
Then you would have to spend lots of money thee next day, to apologize to her.
Do any of you other guys ever feel that you are the one who has ben raped? (or at least your wallet). :blush:

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I am fouched by this sediment.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Wasn’t that Robin Hood’s parson friend Triar Tuck?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@PeeBee. There is an acronym for them. It’s PTs.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

mouch obliged! Hilarious!

Tom P.
Tom P.
6 years ago

Don’t tuch my tuch.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Venton.
♫ O’ Lord take me downtown,
I just want some tuch,
My friends all are married,
I don’t ask for much♪

silpaurfan
silpaurfan
6 years ago

Ok ok, fine! Just don’t boil the bunny.

silpaurfan
silpaurfan
6 years ago

OK, OK, Fine! Just don’t boil the bunny, OK?

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
6 years ago

Full text reads: “Don’t tuch me! Love you short time, crappy ending.”

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