Yeah, um, it’s for my…skin.

Yeah, um, it’s for my…skin.

posted on 16 Oct 2015 in Chinglish, Toiletries

bath-massage-thing

I wanna know RIGHT NOW what it is and what it’s for.

Photo courtesy of Olivia V.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

What “thing” are you going to massage with that thing?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

You can use Moistage with it

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I wish America’s health care would step into a new century…

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Loo for

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It’s my thing and I’ll massage it whenever I want.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

♪ ♫ Do the healthcare thing step ♪ ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

We’ve been contacted by someone from the future.
They sent us a sponge.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Sai sai, gasp gasp, ooh ooh!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Why would I want to massage a bath?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

♪♪ Massage in a bottle ♪

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

New Thing Order

tadchem
tadchem
4 years ago

A Marvel! Fantastic 4 Skin!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

For your beautiful skinhead

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The health care thing has stepped into prohibited territory.

Jack
Jack
4 years ago

Is no-one else creeped out by the genderless…thing…in the shower cap?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

This is the ultimate thingamajig for doing stuff with your doohickey. Also check out our accessories for using this article on various other whatnots.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

I’ll have whatever she’s having.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Double insulated for your protection.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT. And as fast as I want to.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

That’s the thing Bill O’Reilly calls “that falafel thing.”

RT
RT
4 years ago

It’s a vibrating dolorean

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@RT. Is it made out of stainless steel then?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

You wouldn’t understand.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

They might have meant “loofah” (a type of bath sponge) and couldn’t think of the word.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Must massage the horny with my new thing.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

That thing looks so big in her tiny hand.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Isn’t Jai Lai a Brazilian game?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Classic Steve. As I assume you’re male. it may hurt a fair bit.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
4 years ago

Bath massage thing square pants.

Enclave
4 years ago

She looks like a cancer patient!

Airrider
Airrider
4 years ago

IT’S SCRUBBERIN’ TIME!

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