You must be THIS tall to enter the Animal Activity Area.

You must be THIS tall to enter the Animal Activity Area.

posted on 31 Oct 2015 in Chinglish

Yangzhou-Zoo

Let’s enter remote rockery…forcefully!

Photo courtesy of Dave Lambert.
Found at the Yangzhou Zoo, China.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I dunno is this where the flying saucers land its all sundry

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Up the rockery what about the shrubbery.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The observation fills me with determination.

— Undertale Zoo

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I can fold the stone after smoking prime sundry goods.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

randomly throwing the melon skin…. Sounds like the visitors to the zoo belong IN the zoo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You couldn’t spit everywhere. Nobody has that much spit!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s bad manners to climb up the disabled person.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I like to hear someone playing the water. The music just….. flows.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Stone folding really has become a dying art form.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The security forbids playing the water but they like playing hide and seek.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

My wife was arrested for randomly throwing her melon skins over her shoulders.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Get your hands off my piants!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Please do not throw goods at the care bears.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The foldable rocks are relics of the Plasticine Era.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Would that be ore-igami?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“The loving care animal” — that’s only legal in Texas.

M.U.
M.U.
6 years ago

Is that pike as in fish or the weapon? Either way, I can see why they wouldn’t want people throwing them.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I am glad the child does not have to enter the prohibition. All nine needed a stiff scotch, after reading this.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Folding stones, really rocks.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@timmy. Did she throw three or fore?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Beware of flying pike-e-lets.

Tom P
Tom P
6 years ago

Mistaken for a Chinglish menu?
“For our special, we have a lovely pike encrusted with melon skin, with a variety of rockry-smoked sundried items”

InspectHerGadget
InspectHerGadget
6 years ago

Do not pull the trees! I’m looking at you mister The Hulk!

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

Don’t throw the pike, Pike!

Chiaki
Chiaki
6 years ago

Clearly written by one of the attractions and not staff- being caged and gawked at isn’t really good for the mind.

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
5 years ago

He who climbs the rockery and folds the stone shall be king!

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