You’ve got to touch

You’ve got to touch

posted on 18 Oct 2015 in Buildings

touch-oriental

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Photo courtesy of Dan Smith.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Careful you don’t know where they’ve been

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Home of the Game Boy Touch

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

But don’t touch me there

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I’m sure many people make trips to the Orient to “touch”.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Blindfolds available at the entrance.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

For the “Untouchable “.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Put words in correct order you must, or suffer you will.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

In this store you can get felt.
Also silk and other textiles.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I don’t like him. Got any others I can touch?

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

It’s just a touch Oriental, where they sell things like Not Fully Budda figurines, Just A Little Bit paper lanterns, and Waxing Crescent moon cakes.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

They should have added the subtitle” “Better than the Swedish Massage!”

RT
RT
5 years ago

they said “pinch to zoom,” but i’m getting beat up for trying!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@RT: LOL! I’m imagining women’s underwear with “pinch to zoom” printed on the rear. Some adult toy store will probably have them eventually.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

today special: Vasectomies 30% off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Don’t touch screen, you don’t know where it’s been

Silly Uncle Willy
5 years ago

I touch oriental once. Get slap.

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

Not suspicious at all, a guy on the lookout outside and a gigantic fridge blocking the door.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Touch, lick, chew, munch!
Doesn’t anyone f— anymore.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Lora. And “slightly” pregnant.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@The Dude. It is not a fridge,. It is the latest model Dalek.

“WE MUST EXTERMINATE”!

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