Condom Package

Condom Package

posted on 27 Nov 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

retard-condoms

Theyโ€™re reusable!

Photo courtesy of Christopher Melendy.
Pack of condoms found in hotel in Foshan, China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

For the turgid amongst us

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

He sings as well

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Thlough the file and frames

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

So if I put the condom on and pose like this the stork will bring me a baby?

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Have I got the stork bird call right?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

WARNING: Please do not take the product using with people who are not retarded and seem to be out of their clothes

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Is he?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

You must be this stupid to use these

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

If you use these then you’ve got it coming.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They prevent the conception of retards? Oh, if only!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Methinks these excite man way too much.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Either his condom is way too tight or he’s getting the world’s greatest BJ.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Instructions for use:
1. douse yourself with gasoline
2. light a match
We guarantee that you won’t have children.

coffeebot
5 years ago

you should see what their body builders look like

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

When they invited me to a wiener roast, I didn’t expect this.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

He put them on backwards.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

They have 90 grit emery cloth on the inside.
That’s why he is screaming.

Mark
Mark
5 years ago

Chinese above says above ‘if you don’t wear one you a …’

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

That word is used in some languages to indicate a delayed effect of medication. No idea how that would apply to condoms though…

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Now that’s just wrong. They should be called mentally challenged condoms.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Oh noes! The guy on the pack went full retard!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

O Soromio!

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Open it then he springs out all of a sudden

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Open it then he springs out all of a sudden.
The jokes on you retard.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Have a nice sex.
Yalai Corp.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Is he a member of One Direction?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Long Tom: or One Erection? ๐Ÿ˜›

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iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Sing when you’re #WINNING

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Q.: Why did the Irishman wear three condoms.

A: To be sure. To be sure. To be sure.

Light Code
Light Code
5 years ago

John went with Suzie to the cinema and just as the film started he went full retard.

Tom Hunter
Tom Hunter
5 years ago
Eegah
Eegah
5 years ago

If the condom bursts into flames during use, you probably need more lube

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

It just shows for whom and by whom it’s designed.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Steroids cause brain damage.

Jim_S
Jim_S
5 years ago

Laughed at this way more than I should have.

Rebbecca
Rebbecca
5 years ago

Using this condom while on fire makes you a retard!

Brian
Brian
5 years ago

Labeled by someone who’s clearly jealous of climaxing bodybuilding opera singers.

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

Are these condoms pre-ripped?

ruuku
ruuku
5 years ago

slowly conceive with retard condoms

chaoticbaboosh
5 years ago

well , that’s abliest

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