Don’t forget smartness.

Hayyyyyyyyy!!

So toughness and more cool are the new black

To be or not to be – that is the caption

I don’t like his “glacier than thou” attitude.

♩ ♪ ♫ I’m too toughness for my shirt ♩

Tenderness? Wrong hoodie, bub.

– Cool wash
– Tough separately
– Do not beach
– Do not humble try
– Do not take the product wearing with people who can not speak hard and seem to be out of their Engrish

Well, you won’t be any of that if you wear that goofy shirt.

Wanting to be more cool is the sign of not being cool at all.

I recommend liquid nitrogen. You’ll become very tough and very cool.

I’ll bet he’s riding a scooter.

He watched too much Ice Age movies and thinks he is Manny.

Cursive handwriting doesn’t exactly seem like toughness and cool.

Got to be size XXXCOOL

Toughness Everclear, is that you?

Japan totally gets Buffy.

I’m more cool. I’m, like, hot!

– Paris Hilton

If you really want to be more tough and cool, eat ice cream really fast and don’t even flinch from the ensuing brain freeze.

Smartness will only get you a degree. There is not a lot of demand for unemployed BAs.

Subvert the education system. Make your money in business. Then, after you have retired, go to Uni and get your degree, making sure you take out a student loan first.

Then die, before you pay any of it back.

Power to the proletariat, down with the capitalist dogs. 😆

Now. Where was I? I feel a bit faint after that rush of blood to the head.

I know; “Tough and cool.” Eat your steaks frozen

Now! If I could only fart a bit louder, I could pretend I’m a foghorn, and sail off on the Titanic.

Worn by Jeb Bush

Don’t ask him to walk the talk. That would just be too embarrassing to watch.

In the 1990’s, they would have called this “Ebonics”.

@Dr Lex Yes. However you will also become somewhat brittle.
Just like Paris Hilton.

Just got to be too late.

Also just got to be more better spelling

♫ I just gotta be more badness, more badness, you know it-ah ♫