Feiyan Health Tea Instructions (for fatty)

Feiyan Health Tea Instructions (for fatty)

posted on 6 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Greg Jenner.
Tea from China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So does the tea make you lose fat or become a fatty

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I think you need to put the fatty down

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

Well, if Fatty McFatterson would just kick that constipation habit I think everything will come out all right in the end.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

Good morning algemon!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Engrish Break Fast Tea?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

What – Feiyan Health Tea contains – tea?!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

ingredient “towel gourd vegetable sponge” makes this sound like this is actually a cleaning supply product.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The description of what it does makes me not want to drink this tea.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Chllecys tits sounds like something worth curing!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

What a crock of… er… heart lung function!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

You’re The One For Tea, Fatty

– Morrissey

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

♪ ♫ Hello fatter, hello mudder,
how’s my precious little brudder ♪ ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

The towel it contains must be pretty fawlty, so I would prefer a tea shirt

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“Don’t forget to bring a towel gourd!” -Towelie

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

The fatter the fatty fatter, the fatty the fatter fatty and international discord.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

This tea really should help me lose weight, because after reading this label I lost my appetite.

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

THE FATTY IS A DISEASE AND MUST BE ELIMINATED.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

Endorsed by Fatty Garbuckle.

Tom P
Tom P
4 years ago

Are you supposed to smoke all those ingredients in a big fatty?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

@ A Non-Y Mouse | 4:05 am:

And the top of the morning to you to!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Vegetable sponge – when Sponge Bob becomes vegan.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

In other words, if you become a fatty, you will have chllesys tits. Unless they meant chllesystitis, which is a serious problem with your chllest.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Adipose, adipose non-metric dimensional fibrous construction material! Unable to access lavatorial appliances due to circumferential interference!

Children can be so cruel. Cleaned that up to be more PC…

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Well! The DH who sold Bai Lin Tea with similar claims has just been released from jail here in OZ.
I never knew Peter Foster had operations in China.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

POOL NOTICE
Always keep a gourd on your towels, or the Phantom Towel Thief will steal them away.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Qing Pi (Pericarpium Citri Reticulatae Viride)——Collected the immature fruits during the period of May to June when they fall from trees and dried in the sun, they are called Ge Qing Pi; collected the pericarp of the immature fruit during the period of July to August, cut it into four petals and dried in the sun, they are called Si Hua Qing Pi.

Entschuldigung sie mir. The latin name sounded so great, I just had to look it up.

Me
Me
4 years ago

No minus effect (other than weight)? Think I stick w/ water, thanks.

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

Calling a customer the fatty is not how you grow brand trust.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

@Kioku: They’re laughing with Fatty, not at Fatty.

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