First rule of Flight Club…

First rule of Flight Club…

posted on 5 Nov 2015 in Clothing

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Photo courtesy of Oroboras.
Spotted in Harajuku, Tokyo. 

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The first rule of flight club is that you don’t talk about your plane crashes.
The second rule of flight club is that you don’t talk about your plane crashes.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

My favorite turd is Mr. Hankey.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The “Drunken Pilots” wardrobe company.

algernon
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algernon

Give me a stool

algernon
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algernon

Could give a new meaning to the mile high club

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@algernon: This guy must be a stool pigeon.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Are you really flying or just going through the motions?

JimS
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JimS

At least they used the correct “you’re”…

JimS
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JimS

He’s got a first favourite, a second favourite, and a turd favourite.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Must be American Airlines Fight Club.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Since 1923? That’s one ancient turd!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s normal to feel pooped out after a long flight.

timmy
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timmy

In plane engrish please!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Hello folks, I’ll be your captain Dyler Turden……”

Chris
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Chris

My favorite turd is Turd Ferguson.

Marum
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Marum

That is an interesting turd of phrase.

Marum
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Marum

When I used to fly a lot in my job, I always kept a book of air crashes in my hand-luggage. If I noticed a nervous passenger beside me, I would get out the book and pretend to read it.
Then say to them: “Hey! Look at that crash, TWA and United Airlines. They were all killed. My crowning moment was, when one person buzzed the hostie, and asked to be moved to another seat. 👿

Marum
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Marum

This is your Captain speaking, Welcome to Lloyd Airlines. For today’s flight to Biloela, we will have a minor hydraulic failure on take-off. Then after a quick tour of the Gateway Bridge, we will return to Eagle Farm Airport. On the way back from Biloela, we will have a major turbine failure in our starboard engine, at 17,000 feet, and 80 miles out of Bundaberg. For your entertainment, we will have the pilot feather the prop on the disabled engine manually, and make an asymmetrical descent and landing at Bundaberg Airport. There, you will be stranded for 4 hours, until… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Look Mommy, I’m frying!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You can’t sh*t even if your fly is open

Dervrak
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Dervrak

Sounds like number 2 is number 1 in his book!

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

What’s the 2rd rule of Flight Club?

algernon
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algernon

@ Droll not Troll: Perhaps he’s a pigeon fancier.

Filboid
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Filboid

Fright crub gives you wiiiiiings!

RT
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RT

surely you can’t be s***ing me!

EffEff
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EffEff

Polishing the same old turd from, 1923….

Wm Jas
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It’s a line from “Full Metal Jacket.”

iLock
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iLock

The last rule of Flight Club – Wipe.

Marum
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Marum

Any landing in which you are uninjured, is a good landing.

A great landing, is one, after which, you can still use the plane the next day.

Zankhana
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Zankhana

You came into my life disguised as turducken. Now I will never let you go!

Zankhana
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Zankhana

Attempting to polish a turd? much easier to roll it in gritter (glitter) I’d imagine!

iLock
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iLock

Bombs awaaaaaay!!!

Rich
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Rich

Flight Club is an actual Brand. It’s a sneaker websit. They have a branch in Japan too

El-Juan
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El-Juan

So I will keep you within me forever…

ucity
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ucity

Congrats on being the best of the worst!

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