Gonna need a bigger needle

Gonna need a bigger needle

posted on 23 Nov 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

sewing-kit

Mom, sew my shoes again!

Photo courtesy of Jacques Swanepoel.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

* Needles not included

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

For putting your macrame together

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Or sewing shoes together

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Big thread for mending really big holes.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Proper sewing kit made by opposite company Yang Ya

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Needless to caption

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I always use a sewing machine for my shoes

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Oh, it’s for sewing lace!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

No need to sew on buttons any more.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

You shall Reebok what you sew….

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

I see Andre the giant tore his leotard again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Oh, darn it!

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

This is misleading; let’s sew them!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Must be used for Made In Boys.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

You will need a Dar Ning noodle

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Could also be used for a Kni Ting noodle.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Your Hokkien Noodles sir. They came disguised as a Sue Wing kit.

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

Sew your shoes shut over your feat and never have to tie them again!!!

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Sew what?

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

Alternative caption- Sewing: super easy mode!

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

If you sew, does that make you a sewer?

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

You won’t win the laces with those shoeraces.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
4 years ago

From the producers of the now-famous manicure sets (not really – that was Lu Yi, here it is Ying Yi – but maybe the two are more than just namesakes).

RT
RT
4 years ago

A macgyver inc product

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@iLock
Many years ago the Brissie Courier Mail, ran a jobs ad for a “female sewer”. I have no idea what the outcome was, but it did get a mention on Media Watch.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT. That is an interesting thought.

Lace doiles tatted out of 2 inch rope.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

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