It’s too big to be a mosquito…

It’s too big to be a mosquito…

posted on 19 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Flying-reptiles

Our problem is bigger than closing windows…

Photo courtesy of Margo Honeyman.
Found in China hotel.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Gotta protect from those pesky dragon flies.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Pterodactyls maybe

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

See you later, alligator

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

You can’t trust anyone in the housekeeping department

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Only you can prevent flying reptiles. — Mascot of the Housekeeping Dept.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

French flies over the cuckoo’s nest

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

If you don’t have insurance, please use balcony dangerously.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Warm tip: Please insure you have planned a reasonable time
when flying reptiles do not exist.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Our crazy neighbour has a lizard farm and a slingshot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Reptile On the Floor? Laughing My Ass Off!

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Pteranodon pturds are difficult to clean up.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Prevent flying reptiles — don’t extract DNA from amber stones.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Also please keep the toilet lid closed to prevent swimming reptiles.

tadchem
tadchem
4 years ago

Thank you for Jurassic Park visiting.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

“The origin of species is the origin of feces.”
— Thank you, the Housekeeping Dept.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Snakes. Why did it have to be [flying] snakes?

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

.I can deal with them flapping around the room. But the constant “15 minutes can save you 15% or more” crap is really getting on my nerves.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

“We can’t stop here. This is flying reptile country.”

Ben
Ben
4 years ago

Leaping lizards, Annie! Close that window!

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

This is what happens when you let Kayak pick the hotel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

OMG! Chinese dragons are REAL??

Bamber
Bamber
4 years ago

Chinese dragons?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
4 years ago

That should work… unless they figure out how to open windows.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Pokemon Stadium is just next door.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

And if they don’t fly in they might SCALE the walls.

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

Gamera! Is that you?

coffeebot
4 years ago

Behold the Komodo Bat!

Tom P
Tom P
4 years ago

I thought Mothra was a giant insect. Did Godzilla give birth to winged offspring?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Darling? Is there an Unidentified Flying Reptile above my head or are you just happy to see me?

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Birds *are* modern dinosaurs!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Reptiles, schmeptiles! It’s those damn flying monkeys ya gotta look out for!

Rebbecca
Rebbecca
4 years ago

I think I left my pokeball at home but, I’d still love to learn how to train my dragon!

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

Every night the dragon waits for the princess to step onto the balcony so he could wisk her away to the highest room in the tallest tower.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Frying leptiles? Hory clap!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@WorrierPrincess: They’ll open Windows to get to the Python software. 😉

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Ah, yes, this area of China is beautiful…but the flying reptiles are AWFUL at this time of year. Be sure to pack your Dragon-b-Gone.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

We’re gonna need a bigger flyswatter.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Please take advantage of our resident Pterodactyl.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Koku.
Ah! Is that why the young knight called her Lucy?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Ego usus un ballista, ruhi vestry aurium, vel un crocodilius ero spargo procul vestry caput capitus.

(I have a catapult, give me your gold, or I will hurl a crocodile at your head) I think I am close to it — any Latin scholars here?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@koku I can see why you left out the “h”. It would be too confusing.

After spending all night “amusing” the dragon she could only say whithk the next day. Or maybe they’re not making Dragons the way they used to.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Looks like Godzilla and his pals have a craving for some Chinese food.

Airrider
Airrider
4 years ago

Starring Chris Pratt!

Samuel Orman-Chan
Samuel Orman-Chan
4 years ago

Must be the only place in the world with a breeding pterodactyl population.

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