Our problem is bigger than closing windows…
Photo courtesy of Margo Honeyman.
Found in China hotel.
Gotta protect from those pesky dragon flies.
See you later, alligator
You can’t trust anyone in the housekeeping department
Only you can prevent flying reptiles. — Mascot of the Housekeeping Dept.
French flies over the cuckoo’s nest
If you don’t have insurance, please use balcony dangerously.
Warm tip: Please insure you have planned a reasonable time
when flying reptiles do not exist.
Our crazy neighbour has a lizard farm and a slingshot.
Reptile On the Floor? Laughing My Ass Off!
Pteranodon pturds are difficult to clean up.
Prevent flying reptiles — don’t extract DNA from amber stones.
Also please keep the toilet lid closed to prevent swimming reptiles.
Thank you for Jurassic Park visiting.
“The origin of species is the origin of feces.”
— Thank you, the Housekeeping Dept.
Snakes. Why did it have to be [flying] snakes?
.I can deal with them flapping around the room. But the constant “15 minutes can save you 15% or more” crap is really getting on my nerves.
“We can’t stop here. This is flying reptile country.”
Leaping lizards, Annie! Close that window!
This is what happens when you let Kayak pick the hotel.
OMG! Chinese dragons are REAL??
That should work… unless they figure out how to open windows.
Pokemon Stadium is just next door.
And if they don’t fly in they might SCALE the walls.
Gamera! Is that you?
Behold the Komodo Bat!
I thought Mothra was a giant insect. Did Godzilla give birth to winged offspring?
– Darling? Is there an Unidentified Flying Reptile above my head or are you just happy to see me?
Birds *are* modern dinosaurs!
Reptiles, schmeptiles! It’s those damn flying monkeys ya gotta look out for!
I think I left my pokeball at home but, I’d still love to learn how to train my dragon!
Every night the dragon waits for the princess to step onto the balcony so he could wisk her away to the highest room in the tallest tower.
Frying leptiles? Hory clap!
@WorrierPrincess: They’ll open Windows to get to the Python software. 😉
Ah, yes, this area of China is beautiful…but the flying reptiles are AWFUL at this time of year. Be sure to pack your Dragon-b-Gone.
We’re gonna need a bigger flyswatter.
Please take advantage of our resident Pterodactyl.
Ah! Is that why the young knight called her Lucy?
Ego usus un ballista, ruhi vestry aurium, vel un crocodilius ero spargo procul vestry caput capitus.
(I have a catapult, give me your gold, or I will hurl a crocodile at your head) I think I am close to it — any Latin scholars here?
@koku I can see why you left out the “h”. It would be too confusing.
After spending all night “amusing” the dragon she could only say whithk the next day. Or maybe they’re not making Dragons the way they used to.
Looks like Godzilla and his pals have a craving for some Chinese food.
Starring Chris Pratt!
Must be the only place in the world with a breeding pterodactyl population.