It’s too big to be a mosquito…

It’s too big to be a mosquito…

posted on 19 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Flying-reptiles

Our problem is bigger than closing windows…

Photo courtesy of Margo Honeyman.
Found in China hotel.

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Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Gotta protect from those pesky dragon flies.

algernon
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algernon

Pterodactyls maybe

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

See you later, alligator

algernon
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algernon

You can’t trust anyone in the housekeeping department

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Only you can prevent flying reptiles. — Mascot of the Housekeeping Dept.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

French flies over the cuckoo’s nest

iLock
Guest
iLock

If you don’t have insurance, please use balcony dangerously.

iLock
Guest
iLock

Warm tip: Please insure you have planned a reasonable time
when flying reptiles do not exist.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Our crazy neighbour has a lizard farm and a slingshot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Reptile On the Floor? Laughing My Ass Off!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Pteranodon pturds are difficult to clean up.

DrLex
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DrLex

Prevent flying reptiles — don’t extract DNA from amber stones.

DrLex
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DrLex

Also please keep the toilet lid closed to prevent swimming reptiles.

tadchem
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tadchem

Thank you for Jurassic Park visiting.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

“The origin of species is the origin of feces.”
— Thank you, the Housekeeping Dept.

Peter
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Peter

Snakes. Why did it have to be [flying] snakes?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

.I can deal with them flapping around the room. But the constant “15 minutes can save you 15% or more” crap is really getting on my nerves.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

“We can’t stop here. This is flying reptile country.”

Ben
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Ben

Leaping lizards, Annie! Close that window!

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

This is what happens when you let Kayak pick the hotel.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

OMG! Chinese dragons are REAL??

Bamber
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Bamber

Chinese dragons?

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

That should work… unless they figure out how to open windows.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Pokemon Stadium is just next door.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

And if they don’t fly in they might SCALE the walls.

Chris
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Chris

Gamera! Is that you?

coffeebot
Guest

Behold the Komodo Bat!

Tom P
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Tom P

I thought Mothra was a giant insect. Did Godzilla give birth to winged offspring?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Darling? Is there an Unidentified Flying Reptile above my head or are you just happy to see me?

EffEff
Guest
EffEff

Birds *are* modern dinosaurs!

Filboid
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Filboid

Reptiles, schmeptiles! It’s those damn flying monkeys ya gotta look out for!

Rebbecca
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Rebbecca

I think I left my pokeball at home but, I’d still love to learn how to train my dragon!

Kioku
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Kioku

Every night the dragon waits for the princess to step onto the balcony so he could wisk her away to the highest room in the tallest tower.

Filboid
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Filboid

Frying leptiles? Hory clap!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@WorrierPrincess: They’ll open Windows to get to the Python software. 😉

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Ah, yes, this area of China is beautiful…but the flying reptiles are AWFUL at this time of year. Be sure to pack your Dragon-b-Gone.

Filboid
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Filboid

We’re gonna need a bigger flyswatter.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Please take advantage of our resident Pterodactyl.

Marum
Guest
Marum

@Koku.
Ah! Is that why the young knight called her Lucy?

Marum
Guest
Marum

Ego usus un ballista, ruhi vestry aurium, vel un crocodilius ero spargo procul vestry caput capitus.

(I have a catapult, give me your gold, or I will hurl a crocodile at your head) I think I am close to it — any Latin scholars here?

Marum
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Marum

@koku I can see why you left out the “h”. It would be too confusing.

After spending all night “amusing” the dragon she could only say whithk the next day. Or maybe they’re not making Dragons the way they used to.

Lora
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Lora

Looks like Godzilla and his pals have a craving for some Chinese food.

Airrider
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Airrider

Starring Chris Pratt!

Samuel Orman-Chan
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Samuel Orman-Chan

Must be the only place in the world with a breeding pterodactyl population.

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