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posted on 22 Nov 2015 in Chinglish

tall-girl-cuisine

Photo courtesy of Nicolas Chiam.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

How’s the food and the weather up there?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Would that be the Carlsberg or the dumplings

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Originally from Tallland

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Tall Girls served on very long dishes

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be a bird with a long neck.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Women in the picture: . I think I’ll go elsewhere

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Less than 1.1 Meters of children are strictly prohibited

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Tall girls’ dumplings are nice but the drumsticks are to die for!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Forget the Carlsberg, just bring me a long drink of water.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

A Carlsberg with a ladder please.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

This is China we’re talking about – she’s only 5′ 1″.

SF
SF
6 years ago

Snow-White in the kitchen, and the dwarfs are the waiters.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Founded by Yu Hau Long.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Everything is straight off the top shelf.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

What are the sizes of Starbucks drinks? (Copy and paste from Starbucks)

The drink sizes we offer are Short (8 fl. oz.), Tall (12 fl. oz.), Grande (16 fl. oz.), Venti® Hot (20 fl. oz.), Venti® Cold (24 fl. oz.) and Trenta®* Cold (30 fl. oz.).

I was served by a short girl when I ordered a tall at Starbucks.

RT
RT
6 years ago

you must be this tall to order the filet mignon

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Is the Carlsberg (Danish beer) served by a tall blonde Danish girl?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

When you cross over the border from northern dumplings, to southern ones, you’ll know.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The trouble with tall girls: When you’re nose to nose, your is in it, and when you’re toes to toes, your nose is in it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Eff Eff.

Nein. Ein klein dunkel Osterreicher.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

I don’t get the caption here?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

No thanks!

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

You think that’s bad, you should see the Grande and Venti Girls down the block.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Better to have loved and lost a short girl than never to have loved a tall.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Midgets go next door please.

kemi252
kemi252
6 years ago

No service for short boys.

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