The springing action will drive them nuts!

The springing action will drive them nuts!

posted on 24 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

out-of-their-minds

Photo courtesy of Suzanne Berlandier.
Instructions found with child’s toy.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Sulplise of office supplies!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Not recommended for children under three or the elderly

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just like magic then

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

If the magic flyer is a genie on a carpet that comes out the jack in the box, I would be surprised.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I know some elderly people who have heart trouble and are very senile. I will make sure to not get whatever this is.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Are you out of your mind?
– No, Mommy. My flyer sprang out of it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Nobody expects the magic flyer!

silpaurfan
silpaurfan
6 years ago

you unwrap the Spring Frog, put it in your mouth, and metal springs poke you in both cheeks!

silpaurfan
silpaurfan
6 years ago

Here is catch: Once the magic flyer springs out all of a sudden, you will be out of your mind.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: You must be crazy if your flyer springs out normally

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Are they flying reptiles?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

You’ve got a magic flyer and I’m the one who is out of their mind?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

In other news, officials found a deployed magic flyer during investigation of the apartment of the killer who went on a gruesome rampage last week.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

When I open it my magic flyer just sort of falls out nowadays. I guess it’s for the better, as my heart is weak and….wait, what was I saying?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This toy is only to be used by children with degrees in cardiology and psychiatry.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Officer, that magic flyer was speeding! Did you get its registered number?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Magic flyer – out of sight, out of mind.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

You’re out of your mind if you don’t like our toys. Real children play with real toys. And real children like our magic flying spring…Brought to you by Trump for President.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Are you the chipmonk?

No. I’m the fish flyer.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“Weak heart or out of their minds”

Q: Either or both?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

If a person *seems* out of their mind, it’s probably because they are.

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

What if you’re out of your mind because the magic flyer keeps suddenly springing out? That’s enough to give anyone a weak heart…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

visited the webpage and found the company owned by F U Fong!

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

If they are insane but have healthy hearts or are of week heart but of sound mind they will be fine however.

RT
RT
6 years ago

ooh, a magic flyer, that’s nic-ajklsdjfiowfnojewnjoewnonfedmnvm,v.n,vndn.f,fmnfkjn.kfndsfsdf…..jkafjk;lfjzlakaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That is like the 7 foot tall basketball player, who wanted to be ; all white, uptight, and out of sight.

The genie turned him into a Tampon.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I did a correspondence course in Origame once.

I failed.

I couldn’t get my first assignment into the envelope. 🙄

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 years ago

The flying reptiles are out to get the elderly and infirm.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

What if they’re just on a bad acid trip?

Someboddy
Someboddy
6 years ago

The magic flyer is popping out all of the sudden! It’s making me go out of my mind!

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