These languages make us feel uncomfortable…

These languages make us feel uncomfortable…

posted on 14 Nov 2015 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of George Maroudis.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Thank you, but I do not understand it.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I don’t know any staff (or rod) that can talk at all!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Must be in Esperanto

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

They calk about their own language though

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Guy 1: “How many?”
Guy 2: “It was about a foreign language.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

♪ Let’s talk about sex, baby ♪♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Talking about a foreign language in a shop is extremely rude and unreasonable.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

This is not the staff you are looking for.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

They understand a foreign language, they just don’t want to talk about it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Can’t you speak foreign language?
– Yes! I am!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The first rule of foreign language shop is don’t talk about a foreign language.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
4 years ago

“It’s a good thing a lot of people speak foreign languages, otherwise those people would have no one to talk to.” — Steven Wright

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

So just talk louder then?

coffeebot
4 years ago

I like your accent

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

“The Staff are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.”
— Jack The Ripper

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I find anyone can understand English, if it’s shouted loudly enough.
(Colonel Blimp)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A Spanish bloke is visiting some relis in Brissie.
Hafway through his holiday, he finds he needs some socks.
Despite the fact that he speaks no Ingles, he walks down the road until he finds a menswear store.

He walks in and asks; “¿Un paar de Calcetines por favour?”
Aussie Shop assistant: ‘Whaaat!’
E:B: “¿Un paar de Calcetines por favour?”
ASA:’ ‘EEeehh?’
He sees a rack with some socks on it, grabs three pair and waving them above his head says: “¡Eso si que es!”

ASA: ‘ ‘if you can f—–g spell it, why didn’t you just as for them.’

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Foul language is an international language and everyone understands it. #*%×°×÷#!

Ann
Ann
4 years ago

We talk about everything else. Why is foreign language excluded? Are you an anti-linguist? That’s it I am boycotting this shop.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Is understanding a foreign language that is not talked here, sorta like the sound of one handed clapping.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Edit: as = ask. sori tumas.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

…and if you don’t understand, expect some rude hand gestures.

Tom41
Tom41
4 years ago

YOU can talk about foreign languages in this shop, it’s only the staff that are not allowed to!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

My hovercraft is full of eels. Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.

Guestie
Guestie
4 years ago

Yeah, I think we can understand just from that message…

Myself
4 years ago

Yep, that is pretty evident…

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