This Engrish has no traction.

This Engrish has no traction.

posted on 2 Nov 2015 in Tattoos

your-a-liar

And your no English major.

Photo courtesy of T.S.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

If your tattoo your Engrish

algernon
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algernon

So your not a big wheel

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

You must be tyred as well.

algernon
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algernon

So if your a cheater your a liar and a thief your a tire as well

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The tattooist was too tyred to worry about spelling.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

With the right a-tire you’re bad tattoo wouldn’t show.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

A theif is someone who staels.

timmy
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timmy

And if your a theif your going to the deivl.

timmy
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timmy

Word’es of wisdom.

Ben
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Ben

I before E except after the wrong homophone.

DrLex
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DrLex

I guess the tattooist had a severe car accident recently

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

If you are a LIzARd, you are a Cheetah.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Thay sea me rowlin’
There haytin’

Lora
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Lora

Halloween may be over, but this spelling of this tattoo is one of the spookiest things I’ve ever seen.

brob
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brob

Somehow I doubt this is from anywhere in the Far East. It has a Near South ring to it

DECMATH
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DECMATH

Be careful how you ask for a “don’t tread on me” tattoo.

Marum
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Marum

You’re what?

Marum
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Marum

He comes from a band of southern gypsies.
They steal tyres for Colonel Sanders.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Wheally?

Marum
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Marum

But! You have to take off your attyre to get this tattoo.

Filboid
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Filboid

Lair, lair!
Tier’s on fier!

Tom P
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Tom P

You’re Engrish is impeccable, Mr. tattoo arteist

Filboid
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Filboid

Maybe the Michelin factory souvenir store isn’t the best place to get a tattoo.

RT
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RT

I really would like a permanent tattoo; what can 1 dollar get me?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Ben: Good one!
I’m glad I knew that a homophone isn’t a device for contacting gay friends. 😉

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@brob: I had the same thought, except that the tattooed one seems a bit pale in the neck area for a native of the Near South.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Maybe he just tired of her.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I think wheel laugh at this tattoo.

Peter
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Peter

Good greif, your a grammar and spelling loser

Marum
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Marum

The difference between a wif and a tyre:

No matter how many years you’ve had a tyre, it will still go down on you.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

You’re grammar is impeckable.

Marum
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Marum

I see the engrish.
I before e except after c. Therefore it should read “chief”.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Can’t decipher this. Two tire.

Def
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Def

Great ink, braaa

GRosa
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GRosa

People got tyred of his Engrish tattoos…

scottdhoople
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scottdhoople

I’m tired of this tread.

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