Too Orangy for Porn

Too Orangy for Porn

posted on 8 Nov 2015 in Chinglish, Clothing

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Got carrots?

Photo courtesy of Cynthia Deng.
โ€œToo Orangy for Pornโ€ hoodie spotted in Hong Kong.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Maybe red and throbbing might help

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just be careful with that foot Eugene.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

carrot on carrot action

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

or orange on orange action, which is very juicy stuff.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Who wants to watch John Boehner doing it anyway? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

She’s forgotten rule 34.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Try lemonparty.org then.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Next time go easy on the spray tan then…

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

But perfect for Willie Wonka’s factory!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I don’t blame you, I wouldn’t want to have sex with Carrot Top either.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Oh, I dunno. Some people might like to see your pith.

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

Too orangy, huh? Must be Tang.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@DnT: Too lemony for parties.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Orange you glad I didn’t see your banana then?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Maybe it’s a reference to an old and rather racially offensive ad for an orange drink called Kia – Ora : “It’s too orangy for crows!” Find it on YouTube. ๐Ÿ™‚

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This. Is obviously foot-fetishism.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hmm. Depending on the feet, it could be real dirty.

RT
RT
6 years ago

set your tanning timer a bit too long eh?

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Whew! For a moment I thought her belt said ‘engorge’. Woah! That’s almost an anagram of orange – is there a meme going here?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

too ORANGEY for {PORN: WTF!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@ S U W. Poontang eh? ๐Ÿ˜€

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon
Q. Girls! What is red, hot, and throbbing, and goes between your legs.

A, A Honda motorbike.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BTW. That is not a foot. It is only 11.78″. ๐Ÿ™„

Chiaki
Chiaki
6 years ago

…probably taken from the comment section of a full-colour Jersey Shore doujinsi

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

What you need for porn is a low-hanging banana.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Lora: You’re right! I remember Kia-Ora; not that slogan, though.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

This ain’t Jersey Shore (literally).

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Orangey = orange-like?
Orangy = orangutan-like?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

There goes Boehner’s next career move.

DECMATH
DECMATH
6 years ago

Too orangey, or not fruity enough?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

You mean too ugly for porn? If so, that’s pretty sad.

Mr Lister
Mr Lister
6 years ago

So what DOES her belt say? Energie? Enorgie? Engagie?

Diddims
Diddims
5 years ago

This is obviously about Trump. And the thought of him in porn…! *cringe*

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