Trust me: it’s better with the mask…

Trust me: it’s better with the mask…

posted on 28 Nov 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

HorninessSleepingMask

Photo courtesy of Susan Wong.
Made in Korea, but found in California grocery store.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Isn’t that the purpose of a masquerade.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Now you see it, now you feel it

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

CAUTION: Sleep carefully

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Comes with a bonus pack of retards

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

A mask with only one eye hole, no doubt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

WARNING: Keep the horny out of your children

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

For a morning wooden face mask

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Sleeping mask useful for when you don’t want to see your partner when you are horniness

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

IMPORTANT: Please always wake up the Sleeping Mask before use

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Made with cream of sum yung gai.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

It’s a misspell of holiness

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

For when the world is hard on your skin.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

They have Jim Carrey as their spokesperson.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

At least it is not a fancy dressed ball.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The sleeping mask works for both ugly women and ugly men.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

So! This is a knighthood then?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Blindfolded sex is like tropical storms.
You never know how many inches you are going to get, or how long it will last.
But you assume it will be hot, wet, and tempestuous.

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

Me So Sleepy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

My horny deer friends!

I am un, happily to return the sleeping mask to your company because It unmasks all the time and sleepy. It is not satisfied!

Not welcome to come again,

Costumer

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This might be the thing I need. My spark has been suffering from retards lately.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

My eyes must be failing. I initially thought it was a glass full of Horniness elixir.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

I don’t think sleeping will mask my horniness…

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Quite obviously it was not designed for the face.

Salome
Salome
4 years ago

I find that turning the lights off has the same effect.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Is this an Utwig invention?

Dude From Germany
Dude From Germany
4 years ago

As oral sex is very popular these days, a chastity belt just isn’t enough.

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

i guess you use it on your feet ?

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