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posted on 7 Nov 2015 in Menus

blubbery

I am NOT going to make it through this diet.

Photo courtesy of Alex.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Goes well with the fatty tea

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

A different take on the muffin top

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The muffin is SO dry that it makes you blubber when you talk from absorbing all the moisture in your mouth.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Pan Cakes are from Neverland.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So that’s what the Japanese are doing with all those whales.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

A Pan Cake is SO hard that it cracks your teeth when you bite into the metal.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Please also try our rubbery muffin.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

That’s a whale of a good muffin.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

We must have sat in the BBW section.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Explorer: When I was exploring in Antarctica, all we had left to eat was candles and blubber for months.

Listener: Don’t blame you mate. I’d blubber too if all I had to eat was candles.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Customer: waiter! These muffins are blubbery.
Waiter: Ah! Horry cow sir! I’m so grad you rike them.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You’ll blubber too, when you find out the price.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Oprah Winfrey’s favourite feud.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Sounds like a passive-aggresive nickname for your spouse.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This is part of the Seafood Diet.

See food—-Eat food.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Blueberries make you blubbery.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

There’s something fishy about this…no, wait – that’s not right, either.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If a blubbery muffin was served with your coffee you would have grounds for complaint.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The muffin must be blubbering from seeing the “baked bads” incident on My Little Pony.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

A favorite of the Inuit people.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A Pan Cake is one that never grows old.

Me
Me
6 years ago

Guess the muffin is emotional. (My brain corrected the misspelling when I 1st read it :O )

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Muffin blues:

You know my blubber left me
She waddled out that door
And all she really left me
Was muf-fins galore….

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Oh, suck it up, Muffin, crying will get you nowhere.

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