Because everybody farts

Because everybody farts

posted on 23 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

windy-women

Ask about our activated charcoal.

Photo courtesy of Nolwenn Balavoine.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Buying a dress is a breeze!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Wind up women, or did I misread the sign?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Windy Women, farting down the street.
Windy Women, the kind that smell like meat.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Blow all your money buying a dress.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

My, how they chatter and chatter.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy, look, we’re frying!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

What did he say?
I think it was “Blessed are the cheese cutters.”

(With apologies to Monty Python.)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That’s not the kind of blow job you’re looking for.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I guess that explains the lack of hair.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

No smorking allowed in that shop!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Some times you’ve just got to get on your broomstick and feel the wind in your hair.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Hair by Harley-Davidson.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

It’s an ill wind that blows nobody good…yeah, I am feeling a bit ill.

Jack
Jack
5 years ago

The Windy Women apologise for your incontinence.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

They all used Wind Mobile (now bought by Shaw Communications).

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Women don’t belch and don’t fart. That’s why they bitch all the time.

If they didn’t bitch they would explode.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

They are from the House of Windsor.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I smell a bargain.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Who’s peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that’s lighter than air
Who’s bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it’s Windy.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Uhh! I thought her name was Wendy.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

I can’t tell from here whether they have stormy eyes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

But women usually don’t become bald before they’re farty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Try our new Eau de Toilet, PooPoo Chanel No. 2

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

The punch line goes; “I don’t think I can take that 67 more times.”

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

I don’t care for this store. It really blows!

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

@Marum: me too, until I googled it, lol

RT
RT
5 years ago

Pull one finger, get one free!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Let’s farty!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Frank Burns: You can tell it’s a good joke when just the punch line is enough! 😀

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

As God is my witness, I’ll never be flatulent again!

Johnny Cache
5 years ago

woo hoo, windy women, see how high they fly-y-y
woo hoo, windy women, they got the moon in their eyes

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I thought it was CLASSY escort service.

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