Because everybody farts

Because everybody farts

posted on 23 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

windy-women

Ask about our activated charcoal.

Photo courtesy of Nolwenn Balavoine.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Buying a dress is a breeze!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Wind up women, or did I misread the sign?

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Windy Women, farting down the street.
Windy Women, the kind that smell like meat.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Blow all your money buying a dress.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

My, how they chatter and chatter.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, look, we’re frying!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What did he say?
I think it was “Blessed are the cheese cutters.”

(With apologies to Monty Python.)

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

That’s not the kind of blow job you’re looking for.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

I guess that explains the lack of hair.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

No smorking allowed in that shop!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Some times you’ve just got to get on your broomstick and feel the wind in your hair.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Hair by Harley-Davidson.

Filboid
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Filboid

It’s an ill wind that blows nobody good…yeah, I am feeling a bit ill.

Jack
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Jack

The Windy Women apologise for your incontinence.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

They all used Wind Mobile (now bought by Shaw Communications).

Marum
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Marum

Women don’t belch and don’t fart. That’s why they bitch all the time.

If they didn’t bitch they would explode.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

They are from the House of Windsor.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I smell a bargain.

timmy
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timmy

Who’s peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that’s lighter than air
Who’s bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it’s Windy.

Marum
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Marum

Uhh! I thought her name was Wendy.

Classic Steve
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I can’t tell from here whether they have stormy eyes.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

But women usually don’t become bald before they’re farty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Try our new Eau de Toilet, PooPoo Chanel No. 2

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The punch line goes; “I don’t think I can take that 67 more times.”

Lora
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Lora

I don’t care for this store. It really blows!

timmy
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timmy

@Marum: me too, until I googled it, lol

RT
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RT

Pull one finger, get one free!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Let’s farty!!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Frank Burns: You can tell it’s a good joke when just the punch line is enough! 😀

Filboid
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Filboid

As God is my witness, I’ll never be flatulent again!

Johnny Cache
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woo hoo, windy women, see how high they fly-y-y
woo hoo, windy women, they got the moon in their eyes

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I thought it was CLASSY escort service.

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