Can I just get crumpets?

Can I just get crumpets?

posted on 16 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

tea-and-bullshits-area

I miss the water cooler.

Photo courtesy of Neema Assemi.
Found in China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Would you like one “lump” or two in your tea?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You’ll see a lot of new feces around there.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Specializing in brown tea.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Would you like flies with your tea and cowpie?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

No bull shits in my tea, thanks, I’ve eliminated dairy from my diet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I don’t know which one the steam is coming from.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

2 bulls, one cup.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

See I told you he was lying

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Toast as well perhaps

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

they serve Civet coffee also.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Captain Picard tries to appear less formal and hosts a get-together with the crew.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

And there’s a crap game running in the back room.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

You don’t believe those are tea leaves, do you?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

We make ice cream with your heart, and tea with your …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Of course bullfighting is self simultaneous

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Basic ingredients of Red Bull.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Excuse me, I was looking for the coffee and lies area.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

How ’bout beer & pick-up lines?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Compost tea – it’s not just for gardens any more.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Matador! There’s tea in my dung!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Must be the Parliament House Canteen.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Coffee, tea, or Bonox?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The turd cup of the day.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I see they have a cafe for the politicians now.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I always wondered what was in Celestial Seasonings.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Today’s guest speaker, Hillary Clinton.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

timmy. Stay away from “Aji No Moto” flavouring powder.
About 210% salt plus other rubbish.

Used in many savoury biscuits, and Potato Flakes. It comes in various noxious flavours. ie Chicken Beef etc. all of which bear no resemblance to any animal know to mankind.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Usually seen in plastic lined “sugar bag” size sacks. If you have a local “nibblies” manufacturer, (manufracturer more to the point) keep an eye out for it.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Good place to shoot the bull for a while.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Our PM in Oz. is named Turnbull. How gratifying.

He spends his days turning “bull” into policy and legislature.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– And cafe olé, please.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

I hear their Mud Pie is excellent.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

In my country it’s called a Conference Room.
Except, we don’t have tea.

brob
brob
6 years ago

Steams legit

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

I’d rather bull shit in my hands and clap

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I’ll settle for a Kool-Aid and a tall tale.

Smoke and a pancake?
Bong and a blintz?

Then there is no pleasing you!

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

You know what’s bullshit?

TEA! That’s what it is, TEA!

RT
RT
6 years ago

it’s tea time!
*unzips pants and squats

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@timmy: Hillary switched to the Tea Party? Who knew?? 😛

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Tea and sympathy? Sorry, that’s next door.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Don’t step in the free-range tea.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Doodoo or doodoo not, there is no chai.

Rebbecca
Rebbecca
6 years ago

Good tea sh!tty conversation.

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

So, EXACTLY like your normal coffeehouse crowd, then.

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