Don’t let the wild germ close to it!

Don’t let the wild germ close to it!

posted on 19 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Wild-Germ-Hates

Photo courtesy of Daniel Hung & Melissa Chin.
Found in a Beijing restaurant menu.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

The taste of salmonella chicken

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Looks more like a pie

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It’s Crumpledcrispskin!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

One germ doesn’t make a germany

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

What about soup with saggy skin?

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Note to chef: soup doesn’t get better with age.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

NO SOUP WITH CRISP SKIN FOR YOU, WILD GERM!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The wild germ also hates alcohol or iodine….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Soup with crisp skin really bugs it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

This restaurant only allows civilised germs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

How is this germane to the eating experience?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Probably because it’s Marxist

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It puts the germ on crisp skin or else it gets the flu again

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It puts the soup on its skin or else it gets the wild germ again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: LOL! I should have refreshed the page before I posted!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Haha, it’s OK – there’s quite a difference between both versions 😉

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Whatever you do, don’t mention the soup!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

This is why it is important to educate germs. Hatred towards soup with crisp skin is simply unacceptable.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Advertisement for a certain brand of hand sanitizer .

brob
brob
5 years ago

Just wash it down with some of that haterade, already.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Wild germ? I thought it’s cultured germ.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

The germ loves young grills with smooth skin and firm breasts

Johnny Cache
5 years ago

This is the third time this one came around. Are we running out of Engrish?

Ann
Ann
5 years ago

@ Filboid

I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Ladies and germs…I mean, ladies…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Racist germ! You should judge a soup by the contents of his bowl, not the crispness of his skin.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Long Tom: Ladles and germs?

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

@Droll Not Troll: A way of saying “Ladies and gentlemen”. I’ve seen it in the “Inherit The Earth” computer game, and assume that term was used elsewhere before that.

Jewels
Jewels
5 years ago

“Wild? It was absolutely livid.” – Rowan Atkinson’s, Gerald the Gorilla skit from the “Not the Nine O’clock News”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sDxJZ2AE4U

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If your soup has a crisp skin, it probably dates from before the Holocene Period.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Get bac(k) or I’ll teria arse up !

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Served at the same cafeteria that serves white bacteria soup

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Well, what kind of soup do germs eat, anyway?

Myself
4 years ago

The cartoon lady on the bowl covering her mouth represents the wild germ, trying not to barf at the prospect of soup with crisp skin.

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