I want to Marry Christmas!

I want to Marry Christmas!

posted on 24 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

& Heppy Naw Yaer!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Then Divorce Christmas & Marry New Year.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I knew that guy loved Christmas, but I didn’t know how much!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: If you divorce Christmas, do you get half of all the presents?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

‘Tis the season to be jelly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

JUST I DO IT.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The prenup agreement has a Santa clause.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The New Year is happy because that’s when you get your Christmas box.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Huu Yuu: Half of all the presents AND a whole new year!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

…and a phosphorous New Year!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What are you smiling at

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Its Heppy New Year hmm, you just can’t get good sign markers nowadays

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Not me. I dislike women with beard.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It wouldn’t be much of a marriage, as Christmas comes but once a year.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Well, it also came but once a year before that … 😉

coffeebot
6 years ago

Now I have sex Christmas!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I may marry Christmas, but I’ll get a little Hanukkah on the side. (wink, wink)

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Who married Mary Christmas?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

If Lloyd Christmas married Mary Samsonite.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

And a Hoopy New Year to you too.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually, that is Santa Claus’ wife’s name. = Mary Christmas.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It was the night before Christmas,
and everyone was feeling mary.
,Despite her cries and wails.
So she filled her ass with broken glass,
To try to cut their finger nails.

Johnny Cache
6 years ago

Well, if you like Christmas so much, why DON’T you marry it?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

By the power vested in me from the supreme being, I now pronounce Christmas and Happy New Year, husband and wife.

ching chong
ching chong
6 years ago

It’s polygamy to marry both .

RT
RT
6 years ago

Oh, you’ve been a very naughty girl, haven’t you?

UCity
UCity
6 years ago

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

InspectHerGadget
InspectHerGadget
6 years ago

James Bond: “Always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.”

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

Both of them? That sounds like a marriage staight from Sawyer’s Neandethal Parallax (for those who didn’t read it – each person has two partners there, one male and one female).

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

God mate!

One would not know which way to turn.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

I had a classmate in high school with the family name of “Christmas”. Really!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Eat, Drink and Marry the one you love.

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Really? …didn’t think Bond would marry one of the girls after Tracy…

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

What if Christmas doesn’t want to marry me?

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