It’s official!

It’s official!

posted on 5 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

nice-lawn

Photo courtesy of Ann Reesman.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Voted best lawn by the Bureau of Really Long Name

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

What is a lawn from a city in France doing in China?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

It’s a nice lawn so hullabaloo

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Does that mean we have to stay of the grass

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

This nice lawn will not harm you. The Bureau, on the other hand…..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Please keep it nice by using our pleasant pathways.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu: It was having a problem with Paris sights.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

As we know from signs like these: https://www.engrish.com/2005/08/dont-touch-me/ , Chinese grass is so sensitive that it needs a compliment now and then to keep it from dying spontaneously.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

wouldn’t want anything to ‘appen to it, would we guv’nor?

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

Good. I hate those really mean lawns.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Nice lawn, theeeeeere’s a nice lawn…..now, you just stay over there with your lawn toys and I’ll just tiptoe away. (I’m really scared of lawns.)

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

@HuuYuu: Guangzhouh is in France???? Huuu Knuuuu???

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

@Dr. Lex: Hard to believe we’ve found 10 years’ worth of this stuff!

Jack
Jack
4 years ago

The grass is nice, sure, but that Bureau could cause some damage if it fell on you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The lawn is so nice it didn’t even complain when they nailed the sign onto it.

ching chong
ching chong
4 years ago

Voted 〝Lawn of the Month〞by the bureaucrat of 〝rolling〞 party.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Good for making edible carpets.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Sod it all anyway.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

…Shame if something were to happen to it.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Hmph. If you seed one lawn, you’ve sod them all.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Just don’t lay your lady’s bare bum on me, or I’ll forget to be nice.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Brought to you by the Bureau of names unsayable in one breath.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

It’s … Green!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

The Law which protects these is not so nice.

Tom P
Tom P
4 years ago

I’m Green!

Rebbecca
Rebbecca
4 years ago

Thanks! The Bureau of Engineering and Gardening of Guamgzhou Municipality gave it to me!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

You have to be really nice to that carnivorous grass. Nice grass. Nice grass.

Airrider
Airrider
4 years ago

Until you read its OKCupid profile, at least.

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