Lonely Hearts Club Bag

Lonely Hearts Club Bag

posted on 13 Dec 2015 in Bags/Packaging

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That’s enough dance lessons, missy.

Photo courtesy of Charles Collins.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

That phone number is missing a digit…

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Or maybe inside the bag is the correct phone number: 8675309

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

A bag for Catholic Priests.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Schoolgirl? Uh oh, this looks like a rule 301432 thing.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Looks more like a fairy than a school girl

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I bet that’s someone’s fantasy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Hmm … ‘Needs’?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

And when the lovely school girl grows up and marries you, she will be an old bag, and no longer one of your fantasies.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

The bag actually does not exist; it’s just an Engrish.

coffeebot
4 years ago

This explains the rash of teen pregnancies on the bowling team

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

“Ballerina, you must have seen her,
Dancing by my tag,
And now she’s in me always with me,
Tiny dancer on my bag”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Hello, may I speak to lovely school girl?
– This is Police Department, can we help you?
– Oh, I see … Umm … Would you like to come to my place?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I would have the schoolgirl may have needed protection, from perverts with iridescent grab-bags.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu it is actually code for the alphabet..

301432 = DABEDC

ergo: Do A Ballerina Every Day Club.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu. Sorry mate.

But. You may well be missing a digit if your ballet dancer did a “Tout en L’air” on top of it.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Actually the “Grand plie” always appealed to me.

RT
RT
4 years ago

Desperate pedobear
*needs*
Excitement

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Bag contains fur-lined handcuffs and a feather duster. That’s tenderness.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock

– Hello, may I speak to lovely school girl?
– This is Police Department, can we help you?
– Oh, I see … Umm … Would you like to come to my place?
–…I thought you’d never ask.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

So… what are we supposed to text to that number?

Rebbecca
Rebbecca
4 years ago

And tenderness is a new bowling bag!

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