No mushrooms?

No mushrooms?

posted on 15 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

muslim-restaurant

Don’t even try asking for cous cous…

Photo courtesy of Jane and David Allen.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Make sure to eat your explosives.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Simultaneous food: when you eat while you eat.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But is it halal

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So I won’t eat it together at the same time

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Decline the temptation to eat food at the same time as yourself.

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Not eating while you’re also eating is one way to lose weight, I guess

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sounds like a part of one of Trump’s speeches.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t let them make ice cream from your own heart and you’ll be OK.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Will your wife need a booster?

coffeebot
6 years ago

This kitchen–12 DAYS–no beheadings.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t eat food with your fingers. Eat the fingers separately.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can’t bake the parallel universe.

– Zen

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– What? It means I can’t get spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, with some spam on top with spam and two spams?
– Correct. Just one spam, Sir.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: Spam is most definitely not Halal.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Hmmm…must be Ramadan, then.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Molecular gastronomy not allowed else it would be fried.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

simultaneous equations solving not allowed too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– A ham without burger, please.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Remember the Soup Nazi? Meet the Soup Jihadi.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

No need to shell the prawns. They self detonate.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Das apokalyptisch restaurant.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@sirpaulfan. It is if you open the can when it is aligned with Mecca.

Also Halal Span is made with Cavys no pork.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Food, to lose your head over!

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Enjoy explosive flavor on the go. Carry-out vests available !
#thisissowronglol

RT
RT
6 years ago

I’ll have a kabob, hold the meat and vegetables

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I heard they have the best bacon cheeseburgers there.

Rebbecca
Rebbecca
6 years ago

Liquid diet only!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Mohammed Schroedinger’s cat Ali ate here.
Twice.
At the same time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you can walk and chew gum at the same time, you’re not welcome.

Mark B
Mark B
6 years ago

No Trumps please

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

I’ll have some halal barbecued pork, please.

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

Islam has rules against eating yourself and eating food at the same time? How oppressive! We would never do that in America!

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

@DnT 5:32
But you are REALLY not welcome if you can eat and chew gum at the same time, swallowing the food but not the gum, which my sister actually can do. That won’t get you a lot of houri (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri) in the afterlife.

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