Pffft u non-smorker

Pffft u non-smorker

posted on 9 Dec 2015 in Signs

smorking-aria

Photo courtesy of Jan Patranella.
Found at a home center store in Japan.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Smorkers corughing is music to my soul. I should compose an aria of that.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I love a good smoking song

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The smorker’s lounge has the best classical music.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The hills are alive with the sound of hacking

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Is that a new Castlevania game?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Laugh, clown,
at your stricken lung!
Laugh at the tar that poisons your heart!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, what’s that barking?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The most popular aria is probably ‘Smorke on the Water’

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Is that where the fat lady sings?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I get the tenor of the message.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Soprano, baritone or cancer kazoo?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Ah yes, the famous smorking aria from Mme. Buttelfry.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

…..Ah yes, the famous smorking aria from Mme. Buttelfry.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Smorking, are ya? Well, just follow the arrow.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I still don’t know what smorking is supposed to sound like, but apparently it has sufficient musical quality for an opera performance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

From “The Barber and Tobacconist of Seville”.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

I believe the “Smorking Aria” is the name of song the Swedish Chef sings before he lights one up. “Um Smork, Smork, Smork!”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I was looking for the Smurfing Lounge.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Tonight featuring Deep Purple and their big hit “Smork On The Water”.
Dun dun DA,
Dun dun Da-da!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I’ve seen so many “smorking” signs that I can only conclude that it’s the Engrish leading the Engrish.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Smork by Bjork.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

High “Cs” banned in terminal.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. What do you think of smorking.

A. Dunno. I’ve never smorked.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“What’s playing on the lounge TV?”
“Smork and Mindy.”

coffeebot
6 years ago

It ain’t over ’til the fat lady coughs.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

What a great idea! If only someone could come up with an opera about cigars. Georges, you Bizet? Can you think of something? How about you, Carmen? Anybody?

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

Hope they have ventorlation fans for the performance of this aria!

Jayce
Jayce
6 years ago

Be the careful. It can be bad for the hearth.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

So where is the Twerking Aria?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Where’s the smorking symphony and harmony?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Pavarotti of the pipe.
The Carerras of the cigar.
And the Bocelli of the bumper.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@filboid.

How about; The Barber of Havanna?

Rebbecca
Rebbecca
6 years ago

It’..Smork and Mindy Singing!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Dr Lex. It sounds similar to the fifth act from Tosca.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Third Act from The Thieving MagPIPE ?

Michael Evans
Michael Evans
6 years ago

This is the third time you’ve been caught smorking Aria in public!

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
6 years ago

You can’t sing the smorking aria if you don’t inhale properly.

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

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