Sexy headphones

Sexy headphones

posted on 11 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

fondle-admiringly

Photo courtesy of Barbara Flindt.
Dtech headphones found in China.

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Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

“Hey YOCI, are we going to steal some pic-a-nic baskets?”

SF
SF
5 years ago

The translator had too much pure bourbon.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

bourdon = a low-pitched stop in an organ or harmonium, typically a sixteen-foot stopped diapason.

Unquote!!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I have some trouble imagining that, in an MP3 or 4 player.
And I thought I had a damn good imaginator.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

YOCI Image. I guess watching adult movies with a loving partner, may cause one to fondle something.

But! Speaking for myself, I never ever get to watch more that 5 minutes of the movie.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I se the engrish. The chinese text mentions “89” a couple of times.

Therein lies the error; It should be “69”. Unless them oriental devils, have invented a new pleasure.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

EDIT: that = than (Entschuldigen sie mir, sich besser werden bitte)

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

I’m so bourd, but at least the quallty is High. Fondle fondle, admire.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I like to touch

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I love to feel inanimate objects

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

This displays rule 34 of cartoon characters while it plays music.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

And haz low quallty speling to

Tom41
Tom41
5 years ago

So you’re saying we’re supposed to fondle anyone wearing these headphones?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

YOCI? Someone made a boo-boo!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

You get to fondle the Yoci bare.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I always appreclate quallty.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

But if the alt is clear how will we know if the element didn’t load?

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

YOCI – You Only Caress Images

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Young Onset Cognitive Impairment (YOCI) is caused by listening too much MP3/4 on ipod with a seep of pure bourbon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum: If I had a sixteen foot pipe there’d be no stopping it! 😈

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Has clear, alt, and other random computer keys.

Salome
Salome
5 years ago

See inside for fondling instructions.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

MP5 or nothing!

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Bottle of Jim Beam included.

Andy
Andy
5 years ago

Funny thing is when I searched up YOCI it’s a cartoon monkey so how’s that supposed to be.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

‘Bourdon’ can also mean: “the drone pipe of a bagpipe.”
Finally, a company that knows what the average customer is looking for in a headphone.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Mo-o-om, Joey’s fondling his headphones again!

Rebbecca
Rebbecca
5 years ago

You’re going to go blind! Stop fondling your headphones!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Actually! Even if you had a sixteen inch organ, you would need a “stop” on it somewhere.

chaoticbaboosh
5 years ago

but i don’t want to be fondled !

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