They’re just not reproducing…

They’re just not reproducing…

posted on 28 Dec 2015 in Menus

queer-crab-sukiyaki

This explains the two King Crabs…

Photo courtesy of Mimi Chen.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

for 1 per sp[oo]n

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

How do they know the crabs queer

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well hello boys

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

If SuKiyaKi had one more K in it, I’d think I’d be worried they are attracting the wrong crowd.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Fresh crabs from the pubic hair…….
……………..
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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

For 1perspn of the opposite sex.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Dairy Queer’s specialty

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So, how many tspns in a perspn?

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

86 the SuKiyaKi – the crabs won’t come out of the closet.
…not that there’s anything wrong with that…

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Just be sure you use a condiment.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Please… sukiyaki is slowly simmered at the table… not prancing around the restaurant complaining about the drapes.

SF
SF
6 years ago

La Cage aux Crabes

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

@DnT: I did the math, because someone has to do these things. Average perspn = 66.4 litres, which converts to 13471.51 tspns. Adjust your recipe accordingly.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Please don’t tell me that the green thing is the crab ball.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I must have missed the queer crab season on “Deadliest Catch”.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I hear the use Barbara Streisand tickets to bait the traps.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Crab Save the Queer

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I can’t tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this queer crab.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@algernon | 4:04 am: They play show tunes and watch the crabs dance sideways like a chorus line.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

You saucy crab you!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Pairs well with rainbow trout.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I always wondered why Mr Crabs liked Spongebob so much.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

My own suspicion is that the Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose.

-lookin’ at you, Crab Nebula!

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Doesn’t go well with straight tea…

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Served with some pink salmon.

Ann
Ann
6 years ago

Taste the rainbow

Rt
Rt
6 years ago

Hey, the claws look a little limp…

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Nothing more exciting than sucking on wasabi balls.

zankhana
zankhana
6 years ago

Is that a lobster on your piano? Oops, sorry it’s a crab on your organ!!!!

RC
RC
6 years ago

It’s very attractive and has good taste.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

And for dessert:

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Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@WP. You must not own a TV. The only reason you are not pregnant, is that you sit up all night doing abstruse calculations such as this one.

13471.51 tspns indeed! 👿

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It looks like Wasabi Paste to me.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Queer crab huh?
No problem. That’s still way better than straight crap.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Oh, it’s nice they have their own crab sukiyaki. They’ve been through so much.

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