Top that, Man’s Best Friend.

Top that, Man’s Best Friend.

posted on 10 Dec 2015 in Stationery

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She gave me fleas…

Photo courtesy of Whitney Woycheshen.
Found at dollar store in Canada (likely imported from East Asia). 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Well I suppose its Ok if its another cat

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Cool story, cat

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Must be a peasant cat with a frog on its head

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Princess beastiality cat

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

I like a furry puss as much as the next guy, but this is pushing it.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

copyright 1 crown(or is that a pumpkin?) will

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

(I fully expect my previous caption to be deleted, so get those thumbs up now!)

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

A Non-Y Mouse: mine too, the one before yours 😀

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

This story sounds like a furry tail to me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse: I expect most of us were thinking it. 😀

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Lover? Hope there’s a happy ending, then. 😈

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I’M YOUR HELLO, KITTY
I’M YOUR CAPTION

coffeebot
5 years ago

Hey, watch the teeth, Fluffy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It must be a very popular story because it translates into many Engrish languages

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

Now I’ve got “What’s New, Pussycat?” stuck in my head.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

One day, your prince will come.
He will change the litter box and then leave.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“Bring forth the royal hairball!”

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

Well, most cats do consider themselves royalty and have an attitude of “screw you”.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

That is not the kind of pussy I expected. Next time I’ll make sure not to use ambiguous wordings when stating a wish to the genie in the bottle…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Her Highness was invited by Prince Charmin(g) to pose for Royale Toilet Paper.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Is this a purrmanent relationship or a one night stand?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I don’t think that Genie understood my wish.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: Do not litter

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
5 years ago

A cat is fine too

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Q. What do you call a Tomcat with a 12″ penis.

A. A mau mau terrorist

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

I guess All Stewart was right.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

For they with nil imagination; mau mau = miau miau

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

For they who want to read about the Mau Mau uprising in the 1950s in Kenya.

Read: Britain’s Gulag. (Catherine Elkins {I think}) read it myself.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

A wicked witch turned him into a cat.
If you give it a kiss, it will turn into a charming ponce.

RT
RT
5 years ago

i’m pawsitively touched,
but nyaow you’re pushing it

Rebbecca
Rebbecca
5 years ago

MEEEOOOW!

Salome
Salome
5 years ago

With cats, poo stamps on the bed linen is about as intimate as it gets.

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

She gave me Cat Scratch Fever.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Don’t leave, you’ll hurt mine fee-lines.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Fortunately, the royal wizard had a cure for Princess Kitty’s love sickness. It’s commonly called spaying.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Lora I had my tomcat Sam, spayed.

Now we call him Sam Spades.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

@Marum: Spaying is removing the ovaries. Better check to see what the vet removed from that tomcat.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

I once had a black cat named Shadow who died recently of old age. She loved me and absolutely nobody else.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@A Non Y Mouse.
F—! I bet that came as a bigger surprise to him than me! Hhahahahahahahhahaahahaha.

chaoticbaboosh
5 years ago

woah ! slow down there tiger !

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