You sea, its all write afterall

It’s all about whether

It’s a worry when the life raft is doing all the talking

I don’t know whether the weather will stop the plane taking off on the plain

Regardless of whether, no matter if

They call it whether because it’s been rather unsettled lately.

If they were talking about wether, I don’t care if the animal is plain or handsome because I don’t swing that way.

– Mommy? Is this a ferry tail?

If the plain doesn’t take off on time, tensions will be mountain.

Spell-check and 8 out of 10 Americans see nothing wrong with that sentence.

When candy corn goes on vacation.

Ze plain, Boss, ze plain!

Weather or not, this is plane simple.

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane.

If you’re concerned about whether the plain will take-off on thyme you should call the airline office on your homophone.

But only the plain plane.

Meh. Clothes enough.

Look! A talking mouse!

The rane in Spane falls manely in the plane.

Yes. I was worried about the pampas.

Beware of flying Pampas.

Ah so! But was Enola gay?

When I got home my wife’s mood would tell me – “whether or not.”

If you are lying on your back in the ocean, and you find slimy green hands on your breasts, ReLaX.

You really wouldn’t want Aquaman to miss the correct target.

“Cap’n we have takeoff problems. We are about to stall, and crash into a giant breast.”

‘Could be worse. We could be crash-landing into a giant VJ.’

A plane actually took off on time? I don’t know about the weather up here, but a certain very warm place must have just frozen over.

Damn you, homophones!

Well! How many times have I said, “Always use Spellchecker AND Grammar checker!”

Twin Peaks

If you are concerned about the whether, you must be terrified of the if.

Shirley you can’t be serious!

I thought the plain was a bit ordinary

“Your next Spelling Bee word is: weather”
“…umm can you use that in a sentence?”
“Sure! ..I don’t know weather the whether will improve!”

This is the worst spell of weather I’ve seen in years!

Looks like the “plain” is leaving without you buddy.

I didn’t want to go on the plain. I found it too boring.

That’s a monorail, not a life raft!

The plain taking off means this continental drift thing has gotten out of control.

The plane will take off on time.

Unfortunately, we’re still in the car.