Your ideology gives me indigestion.

Your ideology gives me indigestion.

posted on 17 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

fragrant-and-hot-marxism

Sorry, I can’t have spicy political systems.

Photo courtesy of Chris Brown.
Hunan-cuisine restaurant in Beijing, China.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I like a red in my meal

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

As compared to a cool maoist

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fragrant and hot? Bulls**t!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Engrish or Engelsish?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– A social revolution with some proletariat and a glass of bourgeoisie, please.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Mao’s Little Red Pepper

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Lenin fragrance is almost overwhelming.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Today’s specialty: Fried Rich Engels

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The fragrance you can smell is revolution fermenting.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s a great place to socialise.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! Where is my analysis of material conditions and the economic activities required to satisfy society’s material needs?
– At a certain stage of development, Sir.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

MMmmmm…. smells like Dialectical Materialism.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The owner is a capitalist.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Chinese chefs of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but a little MSG!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

From each according to the menu, to each according to the cook.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

–Waitress, there’s a Communist revolution in my soup!
–Shh! Keep it down or everyone will want one!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“Diners of the World, Eat! You have nothing to lose but your hunger!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“Permanent Revolution” — in my country we call that a rotisserie.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

I think this Engrish has old Karl doing revolutions in his grave.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Flagrant Marxism! That’s hot!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“Waiter! This food is revolting!”
“The cook will be pleased to hear that, sir.”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I’ll have a bowl of Groucho, with a side of Harpo and Chico, hold the Zeppo.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

or I have have a bowl of Duck Soup.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Like us on Fascist book!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Marxism isn’t dead, it just smells funny. And is spicy.

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

The Chinese government is trying to sell it’s ideology to the people, literally

Turbo1
Turbo1
6 years ago

It’s the opiate for the masses!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Mmm, red meat.

Eegah
Eegah
6 years ago

Quit your Stalin, put on your Lenin and Trotsky over here!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Too much Hot Marxism, gives me the Trotskys.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

An intellectual is trying to pick up a blonde on a cruise.

Intel: “Have you red Marx?”

Blonde: OH YES! These wicker deck chairs really kill.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The management recommends, a Molotov Cocktail as an aperitif.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A MOLOTOV COCTAIL FOR FINE DINING Take some Petroleum Jelly, some petrol, aluminium powder, some strips of Magnesium cut into little bits, sulphur.(if you can’t source phosphorus) Mix in a glass bowl with a wooden spoon. Buy a crate of magnums of Champagne – drink them. Then! If you still feel up to fighting, put your “napalm” in the bottle and cork it. Then turn the bottle upside down. Put battery acid (H2SO4 in the dimple in the bottom. Seal with plasticine, Glad-Wrap, and a couple of heavy rubber bands. Attach a couple of sheets of blotting paper soaked in… Read more »

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

EDIT: mode d emploi

coffeebot
6 years ago

the most delicious Spread of Communism I’ve sampled

olog-hai
olog-hai
6 years ago

If anyone ever read Leonard Nimoy’s account of what Red China used to be like from “I Am Spock” (he was filming a movie in Beijing about Marco Polo, with himself in the role of Achmet the Turk), they would appreciate the irony of this sign.

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 years ago

Finally, some Engrish liberals won’t find offensive. ;p

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

We also organize private communist parties with cheese burgeroisie.

szk
szk
6 years ago

@timmy

And it wouldn’t be inaccurate either

Jewels
Jewels
6 years ago

Even the sign looks burning hot!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Communism: everyone gets the chance to stir the Pol Pot.

Mark B
Mark B
6 years ago

Popular restaurant with the ‘Stop the War’ coalition

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Every time I eat here I want to own the means of production 20 minutes later.

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