Add sugar for more diabetes.

Add sugar for more diabetes.

posted on 5 Jan 2016 in Drinks, Signs

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Wow, my black tea only gives me hypertension.

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Found at Meiji Shrine in Tokyo, Japan.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I’d prefer a tea without the health problems thanks

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

…….. insert your illness here

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Bring your own pick and shovel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Don’t drink it in the mountain and you’ll be fine.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Made from real natives.

Tong
Tong
4 years ago

Every packet of tea comes with a 15% off voucher for health insurance or funeral home of your choice! Hurry, while stock and your health/life last!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Most tea brews well enough in a pot. Getting a mountain into your kitchen could be problematic.

Ben
Ben
4 years ago

And here I thought only the deep South knew how to make sweet tea properly.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Steep price to pay for that kind of tea.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

That explains why First Nations people have much higher rate of diabetes, heart diseases and suicide. thank you.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Native Tea In Sea
Effect: Drowning

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

So it’s basically just like Mountain Dew.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

I swear, these random drops just keep getting worse with every patch…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The evidence against this native tea is mountin’.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Non-native tea in the plains give you diarrhea and heartburn.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Nothing beats ‘The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete’s head. From the House of Conquistador.’

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Contains chicken pox virus.
Effect: Type 1 diabetes if you’re really unlucky.

RT
RT
4 years ago

We’ve secretly replaced this customers’ tea with our new mountain tea; let’s see if he notices the difference

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

At least they’re honest

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Leave the crap in the mountain….For all I care.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Yep, sounds just like Wilford Brimley.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Also, working in the tea mines causes black lung.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

I’ll stick to sniffing glue, thanks.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

Sounds good. What can I take to get cancer?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

Diabetes and high cholesterol run in my family, but maybe I’d better take some just to be sure.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

The drink of sumo wrestlers!

l2646134
l2646134
4 years ago

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