Also, we’re out of mushrooms….

Also, we’re out of mushrooms….

posted on 27 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Ahmed Latif.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China.

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Foie gas bean burn would be really horrible to have.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Fried mushroom incorrectly … we apologize if you hallucinate after eating it

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Fried chicken with Maggie Smith? That would be an awesome dinner date.

algernon
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algernon

Pate that burns twice and incorrect mushrooms whst could go wrong.

algernon
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algernon

Yee haa Blazing Saddles rides again.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mmmmm … Saucy Maggie!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter, these mushrooms are fried incorrectly!
– But … I corrected them … Sir.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

So this is why that guy doesn’t want to work on Maggie’s farm no more.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maggie sauce would be OK but Bart sauce could be a problem.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Fried on LSD incoherently.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

These are not the mushrooms you’re looking for.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

There’s no right way to fry mushrooms incorrectly.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The cook was fried to the gills, so the mushroom wasn’t.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The menu is politically incorrect!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Feel the bean Burn.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Wake up Maggie I think I’ve got something to say to you….”

Ann
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Ann

At least they can admit they are incompetent mushroom makers.

DrLex
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DrLex

Nnnnooo! Not Maggie!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Wong Flied Mushrooms

SF
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SF

Fried mushroom incorrectly is what happens when you mistake atomic cuisine for molecular cuisine.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

maggie sauce is no good. Try maggot sauce.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There is a product called Maggi sauce. Apparently it’s like a soy sauce that contains no soy. So maybe the fried chicken contains no chicken. 😕

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Foie gras, for those who don’t know, is fatted goose liver. I wonder if beans have anything to do with it?

EffEff
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EffEff

We’re out of the right kind of mushrooms.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Long Tom: If they did, it would be farted goose liver.

Kioku
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Kioku

Wow, the mushroom dish dispays honesty in advertising!!!

Marum
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Marum

Statistics prove that 9 out of ten Uni. students recommend Maggie Noodles with everything.

Marum
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Marum

@Kioku; That is what I would like to se in Real Estate.

1. Renovators special = It fell down three weeks previously.
2. Enjoy the privacy etc. = It is down the end of cul de sac which is impassable 200 days a year.
3. Unique property = None of us has ever seen anything f—-n remotely like it..
4. Spacious property = There IS actually enough room to swing a cat in the rooms.
5. Needs work/TLC = See numbers 1and 3

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

If you care about vegetables, please don’t eat the foie gras bean burn. They force feed the beans goose livers.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Rod Stewart has finally gone senile, taking his own lyrics deadly serious.

Peter
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Peter

I suppose the poor goose was stuffed incorrectly as well.

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