As if grass was made to walk on!

As if grass was made to walk on!

posted on 17 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

keep-off-grass

Photo courtesy of Michelle Michalk.
Found in China. 

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Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Yes captain.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

There’s grass in them thar park!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

If them grass were to declare independence, they could use the motto “Don’t tread on me”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I have also given up the Habit.
That is why I am wearing a Mao-jacket and cap.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

To end up with nearly 1.5 billion people, the Chinse ladies must have had their ass on the grass, far more than is average.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

So!——–Grass is a collective noun?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

When you play bowls in China,
REMEMBER!
All grasses lean to the left.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

What do we need?
GRASS!
When do we need them?
NOW!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

When you need grasses you should wear them.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Grass can feel pain. I’ve heard it mown.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I’m not addicted to grass, I can take it or leave it a lawn.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

These roots weren’t made for walkin’ – on

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

For feeding the animals

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

We need them to sleep

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The original sign continued, …”to be erect”, but that was cut by the censor.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Maybe they meant marijuana-in which case they definitely wouldn’t want it walked upon.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Ass, gas, or grass, nobody walks for free.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Need them … to smoke?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– B … But Officer, we can’t make captions if we keep off the grass!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

We need grass. You, however, we are still thinking about.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Abbot:Grasshopper, remember to stay off the grass.

Yes, master!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@timmy: If I’m the one who’s walking it will probably be gas- frequently! 😛

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

Having failed to acquire the ring,smiegel starts to smoke weed to pass the time, and develops an uncontrollable urge for it

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Oh, THAT kind of grass!

Tom P
Tom P
5 years ago

All your grass are belong to us.

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