As if grass was made to walk on!

Yes captain.

There’s grass in them thar park!

If them grass were to declare independence, they could use the motto “Don’t tread on me”

I have also given up the Habit.
That is why I am wearing a Mao-jacket and cap.

To end up with nearly 1.5 billion people, the Chinse ladies must have had their ass on the grass, far more than is average.

So!——–Grass is a collective noun?

When you play bowls in China,
REMEMBER!
All grasses lean to the left.

What do we need?
GRASS!
When do we need them?
NOW!

When you need grasses you should wear them.

Grass can feel pain. I’ve heard it mown.

I’m not addicted to grass, I can take it or leave it a lawn.

These roots weren’t made for walkin’ – on

For feeding the animals

We need them to sleep

The original sign continued, …”to be erect”, but that was cut by the censor.

Maybe they meant marijuana-in which case they definitely wouldn’t want it walked upon.

Ass, gas, or grass, nobody walks for free.

Need them … to smoke?

– B … But Officer, we can’t make captions if we keep off the grass!

We need grass. You, however, we are still thinking about.

Abbot:Grasshopper, remember to stay off the grass.

Yes, master!

@timmy: If I’m the one who’s walking it will probably be gas- frequently! 😛

Having failed to acquire the ring,smiegel starts to smoke weed to pass the time, and develops an uncontrollable urge for it

Oh, THAT kind of grass!

All your grass are belong to us.