Can you feel the ark shell burn?

Can you feel the ark shell burn?

posted on 31 Jan 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Michael Kanaley.
Found in Chiang Rai, Thailand.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

In the fryer, the steaming fryer, the shrimp burns tonight…..

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Waiter this food isn’t cooked it burnt. Sorry sir it’s just the moustache

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I don’t think Mario’s mustache would be made of squid roasts. I would think that vermicelli would be more appropriate.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I do love a good burns and moustache restaurant

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

the meatball fries, every the time it is on top of old smokey…

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

This one time I almost caught a banana squid, but it split quickly and it got away.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Noah’s ark’s shell scalds/burns, which is why some sea creatures did not survive the flood.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

CAUTION: Banana squid – please slip carefully

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

This beard is full of squid!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– And a beard for my wife, please.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

I’ve always heard that the Ark of the Covenant would burn you if you touched it, but I never guessed it would have been found in restaurant in Thailand.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

In case you wanted to know why some moustaches smell funny, here is your answer.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I really don’t think that the Ark of the Covenant should be touched by mortals.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@J-Luke. Oh. I thought the cause was the ladies I licked.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫Down in the mighty ocean,
The squid burns tonight.♪

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Shark is swimming along when he sees squid.
Shark: “Geez you look sick squid, hop on my back and I’ll give you a lift.”
Then he sees porpoise.
Porpoise: ‘Hey shark! Do you want to lay poker tonight?’
Shark: “Hell no! You cleaned me out last night. And by the way. Here’s that sick squid I owe you.”

Quid = pound (English currency LSD)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The squid roast is just another little Hitler!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I wouldn’t go there. Most of the food wants to either hurt me or insult my moustache!

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

“It burns! It burns!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

I would like one Raiders of the lost Ark combo, please.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Noah’s favorite restaurant.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Welcome to Squid Hell.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Hate it when the shrimp burns…Thank God for penicillin!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Jiffy squid!!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Where do you wanna go to eat tonight?

I dunno, what about Mustache Hut?

Biff the Understudy
4 years ago

Indy: “Don’t eat, Marian! Keep your mouth shut!”

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

To be served with Scottish Whisker ?

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

This selection of food, especially the seafood is very critical and insulting to a lot of things.

“Ah don’t eat me, I don’t like your little demon moustache!”
scolded the squid

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

No matter what, all shell fish are doomed.

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
4 years ago

Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ark shell burn and cauldron bubble!

Marnen Laibow-Koser
6 months ago

“Ark shell” is awkward but correct: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ark_clam

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