Cold cuts.

Cold cuts.

posted on 9 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

eskimo-hair

Just give me an igloo cut.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Schmidt.
Found in Beijing, China.

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algernon
algernon
8 years ago

White as snow I guess

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I scream out of control.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Yupik the hairstyle you want.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

To go?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Now serving cold cuts.

timmy
timmy
8 years ago

“Come on, give me that booze, you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!”

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Well if doesn’t work you can put a hat on

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Not to be confused with Eskimo pie.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The Eskimo Herr is Friedrich Nanook.

He is a great barber — just never him trim your moustache.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

He also sells Igloo. Which is the adhesive thy use to stick all those friggin blocks of ice together.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Honey? There’s an Eskimo in your hair!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

“We make you look cool.”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

We put generous helpings of blubber in your hair.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

The preferred barber of Mr. Freeze

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It puts the Eskimo on its hair or else it gets sham-poo again

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Specialized in trimming the pole region.

Long Tom
Long Tom
8 years ago

The Eskimo Pie was originally known as the I Scream bar.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Customer: All the fumes from the hair spray are making me hallucinate.
Barber: Oh no, those are just the Northern Lights.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

You can’t have Inuit without “In.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I prefer Algonquian hair. At least it keeps my wig warm.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I’ll have a short back and sides, and a loan of your wife for a couple of nights.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

An Eskimo’s Skiddoo breaks down. So he pushes it into town, to a mechanic. Being so hot after that effort, he goes down town to buy an ice-cream, while the mechanic looks at the machine.

He walks back ating the ice-cream, and asks the mechanic; “How is it?”

Mech; Hah! You’ve blown a seal.

skimo: NO! Honestly! I’ve just eaten an ice-cream.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
8 years ago

–Does your wife wear a wig?

–I dunno. Alaska.

Myself
Myself
7 years ago

You don’t need to have good hair when it’s always under the hood of a parka!

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