Does this come with sake of child?

Does this come with sake of child?

posted on 4 Jan 2016 in Menus

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Wait, didn’t you have 3 kids when you came here…

Photo courtesy of Ryan.
Menu found in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Well you’ve got to do something with the pesky ones

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

Soylent Green – Chinese food edition

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Not much meat on them

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

On the top, I wonder if the full text is “Rice Thing” or “Rice Thin”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

On the bottom, eel is speed as iil, though with the items above, I think it should say ill

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

And some people say they don’t know what to make of kids these days.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I like children but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Just add father

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Are you kidding me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– A grill of Barbie, a steak of Miss, some flies of French and a milk of Sheikh, please.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Obviously served with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
8 years ago

That bully took a lot more than his lunch money.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Sea iil bowl, or sea ill bowel?

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Whoever wrote the menu must have had beverage of adult.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Ah I’ll have the ‘For Goodness Sake!’

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

♫ I believe the children are the future,
treat them well and don’t put them on the menu,
don’t eat them, hell.. Just leave them alone if you’re gonna be that way ♫

-Sushi of Whitney Houston: The Greatest Sushi Of All

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Could I have a side of baby carrots with that?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

Waiter, there’s an heir in my soup.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Well, one of the kids did say “Eat me.”

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

“GET IN MY BELLY!!!”

PeeBee
PeeBee
8 years ago

So is this the Childrens Menu?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Mommy, Daddy, let’s eat!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The Catholic Church has the best menu.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

That figures. “The milk of human kindness” runs by the microliter in my veins.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Q: How do you like your children served?

A: Twice a day and thrice on Sundays

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

And people get upset over veal………

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@DnT 0416

But, many a minister could at one’s whole

Filboid
Filboid
8 years ago

I suppose their chef is Julia of Child?

timmy
timmy
8 years ago

Mmmmm. Children of the corn!

Filboid
Filboid
8 years ago

The children are our future…
You mean, like leftovers?

Ann
Ann
8 years ago

The Chinese version of Hansel and Gretel.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

I’ll have mine with a bit of baby oil.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
8 years ago

@ Mr. Wrong: from real babies?

From the Birthday Dirge of cyber communities of old:

We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew

Long Tom
Long Tom
8 years ago

Far Side cartoon: A couple return home and tell an embarrassed-looking witch, “What? We hired you to watch our children and you cooked and ate them BOTH?”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Just give me a Virgin Maru; I’m the designated driver.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Eww . . . not sea iil, for the Sake of God (!!)

Brian
Brian
8 years ago

Clearly, this is the Menu Of Child

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

Sirpaulfan:

From only first cold pressed babies. Never decanter centrifuged.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Sea ILL bowl?
I never knew Kim Jong was a cricket aficianado..

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