Fashion doesn’t have to hurt…

Fashion doesn’t have to hurt…

posted on 18 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

high-heeled-shoes

Always keep the pointy end down.

Photo courtesy of a Ginger Tanton.
Found in Lanzhou, Gansu, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Heel parking only. All others will be toed.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Well don’t wedge me like that then

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Are the big enough to take me

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: High heels may contain Paris Hilton

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

High heels in, caption out

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

High heels ARE dangerous after all. They are ankle breakers.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

And be careful not to attempt to enter a high heeled shoe when it is upside down. Otherwlse you will get the point quickly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

NOTE: Please keep away from being hurt because she needs them.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

You don’t want to anger the 50 foot woman.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I have never entered a high-heeled shoe in my life. Do ya think I am some sort of perfect?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I tried to enter the high heeled shoes. Now Payless has a restraining order against me.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

This must be a one time sexy high heeled shoe set.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

Enter the High Heeled Shoes is my favorite martial arts movie.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Just click your heels together three times and say
There’s no place lik

¡

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Please take advantage of our hostess.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

25th ANNUAL CAT SHOW

please enter your cat here

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

LANZHOU!!!!

Gesundheit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

For a man to enter the high-heeled shoes is such a drag.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@WorrierPrincess: Is that a re-make of Enter With Drag On? 😉

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

I initially overlooked the “s” in shoes…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I’m 6 feet, so that’s only three pairs of shoes.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

And get off my damn lawn!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Enter the Dragon by Bruce Lee.
Enter the High-heeled Shoes by Bushy Lee

Classic Steve
5 years ago

This from the nation that used to demand bound feet.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If this is your first visit to Gansu – you are welcome to it.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

One of our ladies at work got her high-heels stuck in a cast iron gutter grate. As she had both hands full of her work gear, she was completely stuck.
So. While one of the guys propped her up, I got hold of her ankles and shoes, and hauled them out of the grate.
Then she complained that I had left bruises on her ankles, with my fingers. 🙁

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Classic Steve 0147 I guess it depends on where they were bound for. 🙄

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@DrLex: She needs 25 pairs of high-heeled shoes?? 😛

Strikhedonic
Strikhedonic
5 years ago

Enough people didn’t heed the “please keep away from being hurt” sign apparently.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

I am always careful not to enter the high heeled shoes. I can barely walk in flats.

Ann
Ann
5 years ago

Imelda Marcos walks here.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Dnt & Dr Lex. She would also have at least a 60 foot muff.

So much for fantasies :aghast:

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
5 years ago

Carlos, NOW bring zee cruel shoes!

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