Follow the tire tracks for sloppy seconds.

Follow the tire tracks for sloppy seconds.

posted on 26 Jan 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

sloppy-road

Photo courtesy of Ahmed Latif.
Sign spotted in Vietnam.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Road full of sloppy seconds.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I’d solve the slope math on the sign, but I will not drink and derive.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

We apologize for the poor construction of this road. Road construction spending is down 5.8% this year

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

This road has an ass fault surface.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Caution: Road haphazard ahead.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Specially if you’re second or third.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I am 94.2% inclined, not to use this road.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Road safety statistics for 2015, indicate that you have a 5.8% chance of surviving this journey.

Ageless
Ageless
4 years ago

Pothole heaven.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

5.8% was the BAC of the person who designed the road map.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The road is sloppy because it’s been laid by so many men.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

It is sloppy because they forgot to use rubber.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

If you’re going to the Dong Doc, you’ve already been down that Sloppy Road.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

My mudda was a mudda. I love the slop!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Careful road spread over large area

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

For sloppy vehicles only

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

beware of the don dork getting into the slippery roads.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Please drink drive, 5.8 % of alcohol and sky is the limit.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

The crew was intoxicated when they paved that road.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

At least it’s not the Hershey Highway.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

There once was a bloke from Vietnam,
Who misread the book by John Macadam.
So his roads held water,
Just like they shouldn’t oughta,
And resembled a bloody great dam.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Whatever you do. DON’T LET OUT THE KLUTZ!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Wishing you many sloppy returns!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Well if only a 5.8% downgrade was his maximum extension, OF COURSE it was sloppy!!!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Beware of the Manwich mile.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Well, if it’s monsoon season, the sign would certainly apply.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Hang on, sloppy, hang on!!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Oh yeah, forgot the damn music…here ya go…

Hang on sloppy, hang on!!

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

The 5.8 refers to the blood alcohol content

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

It’s sloppy, but the price is reduced 5.8%!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Shouldn’t that be: ‘sroppy load’?

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

The road crew wanted to get home early. They figured this was good enough.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Kioku. Don’t know about Vietnam. But. Have you seen the line – marking crew on the roads in Thailand?
They are not a crew of hairy arsed bloke in fluoro shirts, operating machines. They are a bevy of horny looking Thai ladies, painting the lines on the roads with a paint brush.

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