Fresh strangled

Fresh strangled

posted on 25 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

cruel-fruit-juice

Squeezing’s too good fer them oranges…

Photo courtesy of Ahmed Latif.
Menu from restaurant in Suzhou, China.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Cruel fruit juice leaves a nasty after taste.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The green tea red tea doesn’t know if its blue

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Cruel fruit juice — made from the meanest trees around.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Is Green Tea, Red Tea played the same as Red Light, Green Light?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

“Why is it all blurry just in that part right up there..??”
“Ohhh, now that must be spirt photography…..”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

dew dew — made from squeezed Mountain Mountain

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Cruel fruit juice – Do the Jew

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

O rang juice — the specialty drink that Lurch makes.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Dr Seuss loves this place

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

What other kind of orange is there other than orange fruit?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Orang juice? As if those apes aren’t in enough trouble from the palm oil plantations!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Looks like dew dew, tastes like doo doo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The cruel fruit juice is pit(i)less

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Cruel fruit juice will spirt in your eye and it will cost you another 4 yuan.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

In China, fruit juice squeezes YOU!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Did you enjoy your cruel fruit juice, Sir? … Hello, Sir … ? Madam … ?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mmmmm … Nothing beats cruel fruit juice with chicken rude and unreasonable!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

That cruel juice hurt so much I dew dewed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Shhh… The Spirts are about to speak.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Maybe the cruel fruit juice is an orange whip.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The cruel fruit juice is a signature drink at the S&M cafe.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

“My drink tastes like #*&@!”
“But sir, that’s what you ordered.”

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
6 years ago

In order to drink the spirt, we have to hold a siyance.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Made from prickly pears.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Orange you glad I stopped squeezing?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

That cruel juice has a real kick to it.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Menu created by Dr. Seuss.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Spirit of cruel small orangutan juice?

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Hmmmm…I’ll have a spirt of dew dew, please.

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

Dew dew? This is dewception, we must go deeper!

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

Alternatively: let us be glad dew dew is not spelt doodoo.

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

I’ll take a Spirt of Dew Dew to go, please…

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

One Tea, Green Tea
Red tea? Brown Tea!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

^^ If you mix red and green together it makes brown, that’s why I didn’t say “blue tea”

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

APRICOT is the cruelest fruit, breeding
Juices out of the dread plum, mixing
Peaches and Prunes, stirring
Dull pits with spring rain.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Of all the teas, I like tit tea best

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We are very cruel to our oranges. We collect the juice by making them watch “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe” until they explode.

Mopping up the juice is a problem then. We use a dirty nappy, and put in in a colander and beat it with an Echidna until the juice flow into a the float bowl of a Stromberg carbie.

How much crueller could we be?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Cruel fruit juice – the next step if homos with meat didn’t float your boat.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Cruel enough to rip that ‘e’ from the Orang . . . so Waiter, a larg glass of appl juic pleas.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Mountain Dew, as referred to in the country-western song, does not refer to the PepsiCo carbonated drink. It refers to moonshine liquor.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

“Orang” literally means person/people or man/men, in Malayan. “Orangutan” means “person of the forest”. Anthony Burgess was first going to title his famous novel “A Clockwork Orang”, but then changed it to “A Clockwork Orange”.He lived in Malaya for a while and picked up the language.(and probably realized that most Brits wouldn’t know what “orang” meant.)

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you some juice…but not some real fruit juice; that’s cruel.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Carlos, bring zee cruel fruit juice. Leave the shoes for next time.

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Red tea and Green Tea items together make brown, just what’s needed to make the dew dew.

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