Is the fuk hing repairman here, yet?

Is the fuk hing repairman here, yet?

posted on 2 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

FukHing

Photo courtesy of Dale Ehrlich.
Found in Hong Kong. 

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J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Located near Hong Kongs red light district.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Perhaps a front for certain websites

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Partners with the Fuk Yuen Chinese Restaurant

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The chinese version of IBM, FBM.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I knew that Fuk Hing machines existed but somehow I never thought of it as a business.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I call fuk hing name frequently when working in computers. Especially when I cut myself on the metal.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Huu Yuu: FBM aka “Big Pink”. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

These machines are not so great at addition but they can certainly multiply!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

FBM: Specializing in sexbots.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Foo King A Ma Zing!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Well I hope the repairman came.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Slogan: “Our business machines are Fuk Hing great!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Fuk Hing Business Machines sell Wang computers.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Right next to the Gao-Dang bookstore

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I have read about machines like that. One is called the “Serbian” – or something like that.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We have guarantee on our work. In truth our Fuk Hing guarantee, is the bet guarantee in the god damn world.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Their partners, Suck Ho Businessare owned by Ho Shi Dong

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sampela sinagagai I stap long dipela kampani. Iaa! Sedira taubada!

(For the Tokpisin afficianados – sinagagai is from The Motuan language. The other official language of PNG ie. Tokpisin, Motuan, English.)

Wanpela clue I kam: sina = mother: gagai = snake (but not in this context)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

dipela = dispela

Ann
Ann
6 years ago

I believe I have had the “joy” of using their photocopiers.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

WTFH?

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Workplace of Ms. Porn?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Hey, baby, c’mon over here and laminate my document.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

From rule 34- Repairman: “I’m here to clean your typing pool”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum | 6:23 am: There ought to be one called the Russian. Where you Putin would be up to you. 😛

Miss November
Miss November
6 years ago

So Fuk Hing we Todd did.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Is that any relation to the Wong Fook Hing Bookstore (where you shouldn’t be surprised when you can’t get the book you want).

Eegah
Eegah
6 years ago

At Fuk Hing Business Machines, our prices are Sofa King low!

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
6 years ago

The owner knows how to mind his own Fuk Hing Business

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Droll: Say that while carrying a big bottle of chlorine.

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Phone number is 10? So this is true, that is one of the oldest professions.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

I believe I have one of their Fuk Hing computers, right here on my desk.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT 0557. You ring up Wang Computers, and ask for Mr. King.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Somebody actually remembers Wang computers?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Effff Like it was 15 years ago.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Q: Who was the first computer programmer?

A: Eve. She had an apple in one hand, and a wang in the other.

Michael Evans
Michael Evans
6 years ago

Mr. Wan Hung Lo, owner, also own the big Pho King restaurant down the street, so he works with more than just Fuk Hing business machines.

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