Jesus’ half brother.

Jesus’ half brother.

posted on 28 Jan 2016 in Menus

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He turned Gouda into cheddar.

Photo courtesy of Greg Kay.
Take away lunch menu found in Tokyo. 

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Pain Marinated means it was up on the cross with Monte Christ.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Monte Christ cooked for you, and he saves … the food for the poor.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Oh no! Meat Loaf was turned into a sandwich again! He should stop going to that house in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Monte Christ contains ham! Not such a good Jewish boy.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The pain marinade is made of blood, sweat and tears.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Monte Christ may not have been his brother but he definitely hung around with cheeses.

algernon
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algernon

Monte I thought his name was Bill

algernon
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algernon

Flagellated sea food thank Monte for the boiled veggies.

coffeebot
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I’m more in the mood for Basil Pest

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

First Maggie sauce, now Rich Brown Gravy. I don’t know who Rich Brown was but I’m sensing an unsettling theme here.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Monte Christ isn’t kosher.

JimS
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JimS

“Monte Christ!” is going to be my anger interjection.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Monte Christ turns John Denver into Denver Omelet.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

A much more meaty Holy Communion.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– A sandwich, please.
– As a favor, Sir?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Turkey, American and Swiss do not mix.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Goes good with a little Mary Maggiedalene sauce.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Served at the ministry of silly buns.

Classic Steve
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I think the translator switched to French for “pain.”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I used to love that show, “Monte Christ’s Ascending Circus.”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Monte Christ lived in the New Testament era not Old Time Sandwich era.

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

Monty Christ isn’t the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

Pete
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Pete

Is he related to Del Monte?

Biff the Understudy
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@Classic Steve: when I switch to French there is plenty of pain, too.

Kioku
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Kioku

Monte christo is a type of sandwhich. Thats really almost correct.

Marum
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Marum

It’s actually “Harold Christ”.

The kids all say:
Our father who art in heaven,
Harold be thy name.

Marum
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Marum

Excuse me. I am the Count of Monte Christo. Have you got my sandwich order?

Marum
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Marum

@WidaBeast. That was Dudley Moore in the movie Wholly Moses.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

In the Bible, Jesus did have some siblings:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothers_of_Jesus

Long Tom
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Long Tom

A for John Denver, he ended his life more akin to scrambled eggs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Denver

Filboid
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Filboid

Does the Monte Christ come with Pain marinated Crown of Thorns Starfish?

Marum
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Marum

Christ!! Ill go the full monte!

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

“And so I say unto thee, fear not when the world givest thou pain marinated sea food, for it hated me before you, and anyway, it’s not kosher.”

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

“Hi, you’ve reached the Holy family. Joseph, Mary, Jesus, James and Monte aren’t here right now. Press 1 to leave a message for Joseph or Mary. Press 2 to leave a message for James. Press 3 to leave a message for Monte. If you want to reach Jesus, talk to his real dad.”

zankhana
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zankhana

Monte Christ walks into a motel reception, slaps 4 nails on the counter and says “can you put me up for the night please”

Crank Caller
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Crank Caller

The Count of Monte Christo escaped from prison underwater, but the Count of Monte Christ escaped by walking on water.

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