What about power?

What about power?

posted on 24 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

powerful-power

How does is it do against Kardashians?

Photo courtesy o Gaetan Gireme.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

powerful power is powerful

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

celerity … at least it is not a celery conqueror

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

or a hilarity conqueror

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I like his leafy head

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Turn the power one celerity

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Power corrupts. Powerful power corrupts… er…ful? 😕

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Also in colourful colour.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Take 2: Power corrupts. Powerful power corrupts powerfully.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Powelful Powel for your favorite Lobot Lobotomy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Celear killer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Now with new hyperbolic mode.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Defence dint? I di’n’t know that!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu: Switch it on; celerity ensues.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

mighty morphin powerful power rangers.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Faster than a speeding bullet.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Now you see it.

Now you don’t.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I see. “celerity conquerer”

It is in a state of total inertia

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

True. I’ve been watching it for over an hour, and it hasn’t moved an inch.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW. We also have a “State of total inertia”. Under the new government, it is called Queensland

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

It automatically becomes powerful when power

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Celery that tough should just be thrown out.

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

How is it powered?

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

I like my celrity with peanut butter.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

NOTE: Batterflies not incruded

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Chris.
It is actually a sex toy. Initially you do all the work. Then when its flywheel achieves full speed there is no stopping it for 10 minutes.

Light Code
Light Code
4 years ago

Celery conqueror. That means it conquers with the use of celery. Also it has powerful power. Which character has powerful power and wields a celery?
Hatsune Miku.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Defence dint keep it from jumping over – with celerity.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

It comes equipped with emergency battery ejector, for when it becomes drunk with power.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Super Robert is the new CelebrityConqueror. He is rich and powerful and conquer famous celebrities.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

For the record, “celerity” means “speed”:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/celerity

I first heard the word used in the Gilbert And Sullivan operetta “H. M. S. Pinafore”., where the ship captain is ordered to his cabin by Sir Joseph.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The robot appears to be wrapped in a celerityphane bag. Let’s see if it can fight its way out of that!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Celeron power conqueror

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

How fascinatingly fascinating

Phil Gayton
Phil Gayton
4 years ago

That escalated with celerity.

JimS
JimS
4 years ago

Only on an “Engrish” toy label would one ever EVER find the word “celerity”. Probably 95% of native English speakers don’t know what it means.

brob
brob
4 years ago

@Long Tom
I found it as a constant in a wave simulation, glslsandbox #22982
Never ever thought it would turn up here!
@JimS
Probably the same 95% don’t make the connection with ‘accelerate’, so we got a *slower* line of CPUs called Celeron. And just the same, we call one ‘a celery’ for fun. -sigh-

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@JimS Yes indeed. The old medieval game of jamming a red hot stick of celery up someone’s date is hardly heard of nowdays.

BTW. I would have thought my previous posts would have explained the meaning quite well

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It is with alacrity, that I acceded to his request for celerity.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

was

brob
brob
4 years ago

Redundant power is redundant.

brob
brob
4 years ago

@Chris
Super Solenoid Engine, not included

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Sorry. I don’t like robots with too much power.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Made of metallic metal, I suppose.

kemi242
kemi242
4 years ago

I have a more powerful Powerful Power Super Robot to conquer all celerities.

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