White privilege never tasted so good.

White privilege never tasted so good.

posted on 19 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Stationery

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Gimme a break!

Photo courtesy of Gaby Stahlecker.
Found in Chinese stationery shop.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Whoever wrote this horrible text has egg on their face.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So why are you so yellow

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I’m worried about the one with chicken pox

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Also the white egg it was also on that person’s face, and it had a same smile.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Stationary that is used at the KKK shoe shop.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

I’d heard of the “three-fifths compromise” but I didn’t know it had applied to yellow people too.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Some of my best friends are white!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Is this some kind of yolk?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Eggmoticons are often seen on the internest.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Your friend needs help, he’s a little cracked.

coffeebot
5 years ago

Brown Egg lives matter

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It also introduces: – White egg and bacon – White egg, sausage and bacon – White egg and spam – White egg, bacon and spam – White egg, bacon, sausage and spam – Spam, bacon, sausage and spam – Spam, white egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam – Spam, spam, spam, white egg and spam – Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam – Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and a friend egg it had a same smile with white egg on top and spam… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Look, Mommy, also the yellow egg it had a same smile!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Some of my best friends are eggs, but that doesn’t mean I want my sister to marry one.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If a blue egg smiles at you- duck!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

White eggs, brown eggs, they’re all the same inside.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

You’d smile too if you just got laid.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The Polynesians did this all the time. They found Captain Cook to b a great navigator, and delicious with scraped coconut.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

White, black, or brown. I’ll at them all. (Hannibal Lecter)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

I didn’t know some chinese are cannibals.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Personally. I do prefer eating my yellow female friends

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

Can we all just get along?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Those brown eggs keep taking the jobs the white eggs won’t do.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Excerpt from a bad bootleg of “Dear White People.”

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

White friends make great omelets!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

A black hen can lay a white egg, but a white hen can’t lay a black egg.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Omelette you figure out that yolk for yourself.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

All my white friends! Knock knock knock
All my white friends! Knock knock knock
All my white friends! Knock knock knock

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
5 years ago

[TLIGGER WALNING]

Kristo-Ham
Kristo-Ham
5 years ago

@Lora But a white hen can lay an egg that hatches into a black chicken, at least in Calimero: http://focus.tv5monde.com/calimero/wp-content/uploads/sites/92/2015/09/parents_cadre-1024×683.jpg

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

I remember there was a flap when she was addressing an audience who were outside during winter, and she commented about seeing white faces. She meant from snowfall, not a racial comment.

zankhana
zankhana
5 years ago

All white all white!!!!!!! It’s a poultry matter after all!

szk
szk
5 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock

Juxtaposition with the word “egg”, my brain keep auto correcting “spam” to “sperm”

zankhana
zankhana
5 years ago

An eggshellent product!

Myself
5 years ago

That’s even racist in the world of eggs! Eggs come in many diverse colors!

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