Best lil fesfser in town.

Best lil fesfser in town.

posted on 18 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

CHINECE-CALLIGRPHY-AND-PAINFING-FESFS

Two classes, same painfbrush.

Photo courtesy of Michele Garramone.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– FESFS?
– ROFL MAO!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I want to go painfing with Uncle Fesfster

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I prefer Greese Cullygarphy

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

For those with writing cramp

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Its all in the stroke

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

calligrphy: How to painfing fesfs in the chinece languge.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

This engrish is painfing to re[a]d.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The calligrphy is fine by me but I’ll pass on the pain fing. I don’t want to suffer for my art!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

chinece are what they call meece over there

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I wonder if the Chinephew does it the same way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Signs like these really fesf my pafience!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Trying to read this is a real pain in the fesfes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Approved by Sum Ting Pain Fing

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Robinsn Chinece

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Painting feces?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Using Chinese paintbrush to write perfect Engrish will lead to mental illness.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I could never spell callingagroffeacagrfurry. So I invented the word “printing”.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@jjhitt. The have a 3D Printer for printing faeces. In my day w used to buy plastic chunders, and dog turds, at the novelty shops.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
4 years ago

Whoever is responsible for prinfing this sign, fesf up!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

It’s so hard to find good FESFS these days.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I bought a Chinese paintbrush recently. All the effen bristles fell out.
Now I am incommunicado, and when I get out of it, I will demand a fesfund.

Biff the Understudy
4 years ago

Well… at least they spelled “AND” right.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

I have painfing in my fesfs…need bloated flatulence cure!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Suffering from painfing fesfs?
Dr. Hfuhruhurr can help!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@jjhitt: Well, the old expression says you can’t polish it. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Filboid: Nice reference!
(For those who don’t get it, it’s from a movie “The Man With Two Brains”)

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

Fesf tee is titfeen dollars.

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

@Droll not Troll and jjhitt – I believe it was one Don Arden who coined the phrase ” you can’t polish a turd ” I would argue that may be true, at least you can roll it in gritter!!!! (glitter)

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Snack in the ‘tuck’ shop atfer fhe fest, anybody?

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