Best regrads

Best regrads

posted on 1 Feb 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Tattoos

no-regerts

Regerts, I’ve had a few…

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I hope that person has none for getting that horrible tattoo

algernon
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algernon

Regrerts I’m hand a flew

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Created by a horrible tattoo artsit

algernon
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algernon

Could have been worse it could have been NO REGURGE

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Never go to a place where the sign reads “Tattoo Parlro”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

No girt problem!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

His first girlfriend was named Gertie and he doesn’t want another one.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Cogito, rego sum

JimS
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JimS

The irony is strong with this one.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Oh, the inroy…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Let that be a lesson, people – protect your right to bare arms!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Tattoos fade but dumb is forever.

Marum
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Marum

♫Regerts I’ve had a few,
But then again,
Two few to munition♪

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Tattoo parlour policy: No regerts, no redress, no refunds.

Marum
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Marum

♫Our land is regert by sea♪

Marum
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Marum

Golf Pro to blonde: “Now tee the ball”.
Blonde: ‘Of course I tee the ball! Just because I’m blonde, don’t use f—-n baby-talk.’

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Non, rien de rien;

Non, je ne regerte’ rien….

-Redith Piaf

Bob
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Bob

Isn’t this from a candy bar commercial?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF4bGNocwV8

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Give that tattoo artist my regerts.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

In this day and age it’s a shame that the Regerts are still discriminated against. They have rights just like everybody else.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

New category: Inkgrish.

Ann
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Ann

I don’t know if this counts as I have seen these tattoos in north america.

Filboid
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Filboid

@Bob Put down the candy bar and step away from the epidermis…

Filboid
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Filboid

Actually, now that I think about it…could you change that “no” to “eno”?

Filboid
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Filboid

I don’t get it – what did swans ever do to anybody?

Filboid
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Filboid

Can you put “I haert profraeders” on the other arm?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Ann: Oh, it counts… to potato! 😛

Marum
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Marum

@72rd 0452. Translation please.

Possibly: I think I can manage assumptions?

Marum
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Marum

I think I can manage life/existence?

RT
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RT

well, he’s not necessarily wrong…

he might be having some REGRETS about that tattoo

Jewels
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Jewels

“I told you, never get a tattoo or you’ll regert it.”

brob
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brob

I’m just a little bit curious about whether this is deliberate, weaponized hipster-irony

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I am reminded of a Mr. Boffo cartoon labelled “Waste of a lifetime achievement award”, and it shows a man carving a huge rock sculpture with the words “I’M NOT SPUTID”.

Peter
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Peter

Funny Tatoto

iLock
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iLock

That tatto palour has No Restecp

Hunter
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Hunter

I sure hope not.

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