Immigrants not so much…

Immigrants not so much…

posted on 8 Feb 2016 in Signs

welcome-tourists-to-our-toilets

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Public toilet sign found in Himeiji, Japan.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I’m so excited.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

And the locals can look elsewhere

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

That Maimed Person People is rolling on top of TOILET while the man and women are standing next to it.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Toilet Tours only — We aim to please, so you aim too, please.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

We promise that this tour will not be a crappy experience.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Your “call” is important to us.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

We value your business.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That isn’t a brass band you hear; someone has really bad gas.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The local council of Dunniedoon, bids you g’day.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Please consider joining our boweling club.

coffeebot
5 years ago

Please explore all areas of our waste disposal!

Salome
Salome
5 years ago

They are the highlight of the district.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

No flash photography please.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

toilet tour is part of our ecotour program.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

It could be worse. They could say tourists are NOT welcome.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Urine for an interesting visit.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Longfellow?

Then the big chief Im Aul Crappe farted first upon the dawn,
Farted truly, farted loudly, farted like thunder in the dawn,
Truly thunderous was the fart, that tore the sky in two asunder,
Caused the people all to wonder, at the stench so upward wafting,
Wondered if the valley Ah So Pongge, would vaporise and vanish wholly,
Thus the legend grew in wonder, of his bum’s almighty thunder,,
Of the forests laid to waste, of the mountains blown asunder.
Known in legend as the bum of doom, known in legend as Bum Bum Barrooomm.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT 0437.

Oh! I thought it was the Tuba.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Himeiji’s number one tourist attraction.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

NO VACANCIES.

On could say: “We are flush with tourists.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@ Marum: Yes, I usually take out my longfellow when I visit a toilet. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

These toilets are a favourite of the Blue Man Group.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

I just don’t like having to go through the souvenir shop on the way out.

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

Please, come in and have a seat.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

That’s the same slogan the Detroit Tourism Board uses.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

New York City invites the tourists to try and FIND the toilets.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Our toilets are No.1 when it comes to No. 2.

Auntie
Auntie
5 years ago

ご利用ください is just a standard phrase meaning, “Please use this”, in the sense that , “It is OK to use this”. Not “Only tourists can use this”. How could the sign makers get it so wrong? xoxo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

You, non-tourists, are not welcome

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Take a seat, Ma’am!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– May I come again, Officer?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
5 years ago

Tokyo Disneyland’s not quite what I expected it to be…

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

We welcome the cleveland browns to our super bowl!

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

That’s because these particular toilets are intended for visitors, while the natives have toilet facilities more to their liking.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

There’s so much to learn …

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If this is your first visit to our toilets, the Himeiji Chamber of Commerce wishes you luck’

Brian
Brian
5 years ago

Welcome to our humble commode….

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Do not venture outside of this restricted area, as your visas are only valid in the toilet. Enjoy your stay!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

It was this or visit the tractor factory.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Our medical experts can help you to deal with Himeiji’s Revenge.

Kioku
Kioku
5 years ago

Our attractions went down the drain this year.

RC
RC
5 years ago

Well, this is the whole reason I travel.

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