Next stop: Skynet.

Next stop: Skynet.

posted on 21 Feb 2016 in Transportation

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No eating on self-aware bus. Unless you share.

Photo courtesy of Elly Conolly-Duggan.
Bus spotted in Japan. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

They are doing segregation for robots already? What does the Robot bus look like? (with hookers and blackjack. Forget the bus!)

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I didn’t know the human body had an option to be a Transformer! I guess it was some fat person to be such a huge bus.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“Doorman, call me a taxi.”
OK, sir, you’re a taxi, but you look more like a bus to me.”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Perverts would prefer looking at Human Busts

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It is truly amazing what they can do with Genetic Engineering.

In my day, buses were purely mechanical.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I once knew a woman like that. She’d let anyone ride.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

All together now….”The wheels on the bus go round and round.. The people on the bus go up and down…

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

My what weight you’ve put on

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Priscilla, queen of the desert.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I get it! Hunan Bus Co. When tourists are sightseeing on the bus in Hunan Province, they can all sing.

♪We’re all going to the liver,
The wonderful the wonderfula liver♫

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT 0436 Did she also give change as well?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: She sold weekly tickets. She tried “monthly” tickets but they didn’t sell as well.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

While you are there.
8305 Ice Crystal Dr
Ste 102
Laurel, MD 20723

Ask for the “Human Duck.” It is much better than Soylent Yellow, or green.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

This particular one really likes to be serviced.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Like a bus…

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Put a few together and have a race.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Huu Yuu 0430. As far as it goes for this pervert, I like legs. If the lady has lovely legs, I imagine that everything else in the area is just as good. And it works it works. it works. it works. YIPPEEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEE !!!!!!

coffeebot
6 years ago

Still beats a Smart Car

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT 0455. I imagine the monthly ones, would only appeal to vampires.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

She’s got a ticket to ride, but she don’t care.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Powered by Soylent Green Biofuels.

Johnny Cache
6 years ago

So many choices:

– Illegal to ride the post-1998 models
– Rejected character for “My Mother, the Car”
– In Soviet Russia, bus rides YOU!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Much slower than the Greyhound bus.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Classic Steve 0915. Quicker? Not really. The Greyhound Bus stops at very lamppost, and also regularly pauses, to bite its nuts.

That is the problem with Biotech machinery.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_League

It’s the tour bus for this band!

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Why all the snarky jokes about women? It’s a HUMAN bus. Don’t forget to snark men, too.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

The Human Bus is made of PEOPLE!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Auntie: Sorry, there are some jokes that only work for one particular sex.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t drink driver

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Very bustiful.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

The Stuyvesant Green Line is made from people! People!!

(I know there’s no Stuyvesant Green Line bus route, but there could be in a dystopian future.)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Auntie 0214.. OK Auntie.

Q. Why does the bus lose its identity all the time.

A. Because it’s male. It won’t ask for a Psyche Map.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Smells like teen spirit, or is that b.o.?

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Didn’t the Xenophobes blow up the Human League’s bus?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

No grays allowed.

zankhana
zankhana
6 years ago

Assuming the Human bus thing for a moment….. If a gay guy bus, and a lesbian bus left the same point for an identical journey of – say 100miles, which would always arrive first? The lesbian bus of course.
Why?
The gay guy bus would be bumming around while the lesbian bus would be going lickety split!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Did someone actually get my StarForce reference? 🙂

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