Now I am experienced! 

Now I am experienced! 

posted on 6 Feb 2016 in Signs

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Sign this waiver…

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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iLock
iLock
4 years ago

From novice to expert in the blink of an eye.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Lay down and make yourself comfortable.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Do I enter here.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

For Maiko, business has been rather slow.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Preservatives will be handed out at the entrance.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Handed out by Jimi Hendrix?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

This is the best place for real life role play leveling.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I will definitely enter a kimono willingly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Another experience of fanatic?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I would certainly enter my willingly into a kimono, along with most other parts of my body.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

experience for entering a kimono — this sign is at the entrance of the suck ho building

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Go ahead, maiko my day!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q. What is the difference between a Kimono and a Mako.

A. One you go under to bite. The other goes under to bite you.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Tourist Bureau Sign: YOU ARE HERE!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Attention all Christians.

There is no need to say grace first.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

♫ A Kimono, a Maiko
Oooh I wanna take you, to Kyoto, I don’t know, if you wanna go too
buut it’s where I wanna go
We’ll experience it fast and then we’ll take it slooow
Thaaat’s where you’re willing to go…
Wearing in your kimono ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Maiko (舞妓?) is an apprentice geiko.

15 minutes could save you 15% on kimono insurance.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Th fun thing about a Kimono is unwrapping it. 🙂

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

I would be willing to experience this.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

I’d rather watch Mai Hime.

RT
RT
4 years ago

**** meikos, get XP

-notorious b.i.g.

Auntie
Auntie
4 years ago

Another great Engrish but another English failure for Japan. While entertaining, it is also embarrassing. Japan will be the laughingstock of the world once tourists arrive in the zillions for the 2020 Olympics and run across jewels like the above. Each and every reader will wonder, “Why didn’t the translators ask any passing native speaker to get this straight?” Anyway, I am pretty this sign is for the new business of dressing up visitors (some are Japanese lasses, most are foreigners, witness the Korean translation (& god only knows what IT says) in kimono to traipse prettily about Kyoto. I… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Auntie: Asking some of the people I know who claim to be native English speakers could generate some pretty wild Engrish translations! 😀

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Once you enter our kimono, you can never exit it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I wonder what happens next …

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
4 years ago

Aww, I wanted extra virgin sesame oil!

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