Opening up everywhere

Opening up everywhere

posted on 20 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

slutea-shop

Photo courtesy of 郭 令鈞.
Found in Taiwan. 

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Something to open the sluices.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I guess somethings akimbo

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Wontons a specialty.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Do we need to know which opening?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

A couple of cheap beverages and this shop is anybody’s.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

It’s not slu tea, it’s just a little commitment challenged.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Slut-ea is the official tea of the Suck Ho Bldg.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Now hiring all new openings at the Suck Ho Bldg.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

We slash the slush price by 30%

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The service was a little sluggish.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

I’ll take Whore ads for 500, Alex.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The newest business on the sloppy road.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

Exclusive tea shop of the Paris Hilton hotel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

They not only promise lower prices, they also promise cuity.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Sluttea and tittea.
Two of my most favourite beverages.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“There’s no opening there sir.”

‘The amount of money I’m paying for this, I’ll make my own.’

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I believe this is a joint venture, between Paris Hilton, and Kim Kardashian.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Jokes aside. I heard (on ABC) Kim Kardashian talking on the Armenian problem. She was addressing some forum or the other

She was a very good speaker, extremely well-informed, and quite erudite. She sounded more like an History Professor, than some bubble-headed celebrity.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

I go there for the free samples.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

A good place to dip your bag, if you know what I mean.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

For thirsty girls….

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Marum: You can never take public images at face value. Are Joe Biden or Dan Quayle really so stupid either?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“Me love you oolong time.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I wonder about the old opening

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Also called ‘HoTea’

RT
RT
4 years ago

waitress where’s my happy ending?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@FB 0839 We will also allow to have a quick pekoe.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

allow you (enschuldigen mir)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Entschuldigung (Gottverdammte)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom 0756. You’re correct. George Bush Jr. was even stupider.

Quote: “I have many opinions on this matter, and I don’t necessarily agree with them all.” Unquote: Waaaa?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If it were in Japan it could be “Slush? Hai.

BTW. The owner’s name is Ho Chi Min Slu.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
4 years ago

I know some chess openings have really weird names, but never heard of that (that’s why it’s *new*, huh?)… Hope it’s not a variation of the Monkey’s Bum (an actual chess opening!)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@alexmagnus: Must be rule 34a: If it exists, there’s pawn of it. 😛

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

@ Frank Burns—-LMAO!!!!!!!!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Mmmmmm…Squishee!

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Marum: And what about our current Prez? Unless all those conspiracy theories that he deliberately wants to destroy America are true.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom 0753. Ich bin ein Australien, therefore I don’t live there. But, to hear him speak, he sounds very calm, logical, and well reasoned. We all know however, by the time his monitors etc., have vetted every word he utters, it would be highly unlikely that any glimmer of his real personality shows through. Look at our Turnbull \and Abbott. At least you knew most of that which Abbott said, was really him. Everybody seemed to resent that. His Jesuit training really showed through. Turnbull is a totally manufactured plastic item. Seems to be what the people prefer. Sign… Read more »

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Marum: Obama has a reputation in the USA for only being able to speak well when he reads the Teleprompters. Not otherwise.

JimS
JimS
4 years ago

For a good time, call…

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

Talking of openings reminds me of the prostitute who had her appendix removed but asked the doctor not to stich her up because she wanted to make a bit on the side.

asdf
asdf
4 years ago

New fistula…

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